The Mega-Zine Museum
February 8, 1996
HIDDEN GEM hates working at the store and never stops shouting!
THE GRUMBLEWEED has had a spooky babe encounter which has left her thinking that there could be more than just skeletons in Sally's closet!
SILVER BISCUIT WRAPPER would like to know what the person who invented the drawing board went back to?
SIGMAR THE GREY is pretty surreal...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish!
FBI HEADQUARTERS, QUANTICO
DEAR HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN
Mulder and I have come across similar cases. When people become prefects they enter an altered state of mind.
As yet I have no idea why. When I do, I shall let you know.
Special Agent Dana Scully, FBI
P.S. In reply to the One True Wexford, Mulder and I wouldn't waste our time looking for Savo. He's too far gone!
DEAR 'ZINE
It has obviously not been deduced by your tiny minds that we are in control of the 'Zine.
We have already infiltrated Dizzy Wallflower's house and we are working on everyone else.
So next time your little sister whines "Can I have a hamster?", say "yes, you know it makes sense". But of course we bow before the mighty WLW and grovel.
Captain Furball, HLO Headquarters
I think we all know who has the real
POWER AROUND HERE. DON'T WE CAPTAIN?
HOW TO GET TO NUMBER ONE - BABYLON ZOO STYLE
Design a catchy chorus that will attract Mr Levi. He'll use it for a nonsense advert, giving you a Top Ten guarantee.
Just get a bloke who can't be heard properly to gargle into a microphone, stick it all together and you get Spaceman.
Iron Lion Antelope
TO ALL 'ZINESTERS
I have come to the conclusion that the reason we're on this planet is to correct all of our past wrongs, ie mistakes made in our previous lives.
So, all of you who are unkind now will have to pay, say in 100 years' time.
Be nice to everyone in this life and maybe you can relax and re-energise in your next life. It's worth a thought, isn't it?
Hopeless Hippy
WHAT'S UNFAIR
- There only being 6 pages on the 'Zine
- Not knowing how to say thanks to Drum Girl - I think you just did. WLW
Hoochie Coochie Man
