The Mega-Zine Museum
February 7, 1996
KUNG FOO FIGHTER would like to know why Oasis doesn't get rid of Liam Gallagher.
DOCTOR STRANGE says AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH to people who can't think of anything more interesting to talk about than poxy so-called indie bands! Get a life, people!
RAZOR THE FUTURE GOD has made Savo his enemy and thinks he should be eaten by a fox gone wrong.
A belated Happy Birthday (apologies from WLW) to TANYA'S DYNAMIC CHILD from all at the 'Zine! Hope it was a scream!
DEAR 'ZINE
Every day thousands of innocent grains of rice are being subjected to:
- Exposure to very high temperatures
- Being boiled
- Being roasted
- Being smothered with hot caramel or melted chocolate
- And finally being enclosed in plastic
All this for palatable enjoyment. Help these innocent morsels. Join the RSPCBI.
Flora Denim (Founder)
THREE PROGRAMMES FOR 1996
- Have I Got News For You - Uncut, with special guests Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn
- The X-Files, where Mulder and Scully find out how Savo got so popular
- The Chart Show, where they show a whole video
Ageless Indie Vampire, Digsy's Diner
Why did the WLW cross the road?
TO BUY A GUN TO GO ANTELOPE HUNTING
DEAR TATH AND BOB
Who eats peanut cracknels? Like, doesn't everyone? How you can even mention the mighty PCs in the same sentence as coffee creams is beyond me.
They are probably the only reason why anyone buys Quality Street!
Fellow 'Zinesters, unite against the tasteless T and B. How do you know it's not Savo in disguise? They have the same taste in chocolates as football.
Wasp factory
I'm a toffee cup fan meself
OR THOSE CRINKLY PURPLE NUMBERS
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Remember Henry's Cat? Well, I always used to think that the cat was called Henry, but then why would the cat belong to itself, hence the (') after the (y).
So who exactly is Henry? Does Henry actually exist?
Somebody please help me or I'll go insane!
Starla
Took your time worrying about that one!
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM WLW ON SAVO
There has been a recent spate of Savo imposters writing to the 'Zine. It is useless to try and trick WLW. I know every 'Zinester intimately.
Savo of Holte End, pull the other one!
