The Mega-Zine Museum
January 24, 1996
KOCHANSKI wants Fridge Boy to smoke him a kipper, he'll be back for breakfast. Since when could fridges cook?
MICHAEL FISH'S THUMB reckons custard is emitted when weather people press their buttons. Could our blob in the corner have come from Suzanne Charlton?
MASH UP is trying to be late with his assignments. '96 heralds trouble for you, my boy!
CHRONIC TOM thinks being 6ft 5ins at 16 is great. Big bully!
Bez's Working Trousers puts Status Quo
LP'S IN THE OASIS SECTION. DEADLY!
DEAR 'ZINE
All the time I am subjected to reading letters from other 'Zinesters regarding Savo. He has not appeared for ages, yet he still gets loads of mentions. Either:
- Everyone should keep quiet about Savo and talk about me instead
- Savo should get writing now and give us something new to moan about!
OR
The Dream on the Moon
GOOD BABY-SITTING TIPS
I just love baby-sitting. I think it's a wonderful way to spend my Saturday nights.
Read on for the great joys I experience:
- Watch Disney videos
- Have pillow fights
- Act childish
- Beat someone in a fight (a playfight, honest!)
Pogo Princess, lost in Toyland
Some teenagers just don't want to
GROW UP!
DEAR 'ZINE
Our small Kingdom where the White Line Lizard reigns has everything possibly known by teenagers.
Although we realise that the Universe has no boundaries, we have found its centre. And although time is unlimited, we know we are sitting in the middle of eternity.
They say there is a time and a place for everything. This is it!
Renegade Angel, rock philharmonic
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GROWING UP WHEN...
- You start getting depressed.
- You know the meaning of the word responsibility because you have many.
- You'd rather watch the news instead of a cartoon on another channel.
- You subconsciously start imitating your parents while telling your brother off.
Shy Girl
DEAR 'ZINE
My personal vision of Hell is everyone having scampi and lemon breath, a whiff always comes from my shoe and only one of my headphones works.
I'll never survive. Help!
Surly Hermit
