The Mega-Zine Museum
January 23, 1996
EUROPEAN SON asks does anyone want a cup of tea? He has just put the kettle on. Great, milk and two sugars please!
CHICKEN IN THE MIST was first with a Crimbo card to 'Zine for Xmas '96. That chicken is ahead of her time.
FREEZER GIRL wants to become Fridge Boy's future ice-cube and watch Red Dwarf with him. Cool!
THE ONE TRUE WEXFORD thinks Scully and Mulder should search for Savo. It's the one X-File they'll never solve.
Bio-degradable Zombie is fed up to the
MOLARS. AREN'T WE ALL?
DEAR 'ZINE
Just today I found a missing X-File at the bottom of my sock drawer. I think the real Mulder and Scully should get on the case.
It involves my friends. They have become unbearable since they became prefects at our school.
From what affliction are they suffering?
Hoochie Coochie Man
OLD PEOPLE AND BUSES
- They always assume they are first in the queue onto the bus, even though I was there 10 minutes earlier.
- They sit at the front of the bus, us young people sit at the back.
- They always roar "next stop, driver". Why don't they just ring the bell?
I notice these things because I'm a sociology A Level student.
Sunny Honey Girl
You've thrown spanners at you manners
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!
SAVE WINNIE THE POOH
This is going to shock those of a nervous disposition. Winnie the Pooh is a different bear away from the cameras.
She has grown bored of honey all the time. Her thoughts have now turned to a Piglet sandwich.
It would be good to have the Piglet out of the way but, by eating him, Pooh is in danger of contracting mad Piglet disease. It must stop!
Ritz Cracker
She certainly is a different bear...
I THOUGHT HE WAS A BOY!
LIBERATE YOUR MIND
A repetitive style of poetry:
I landed on a PLANET
A PLANET full of people
These PEOPLE had HEADS
In these HEADS were BRAINS
Within the BRAINS were CELLS
In the CELLS were PRISONERS
PRISONERS of the MINDS
The MINDS of the PEOPLE
The PEOPLE of the PLANET
The Poetic 1
Planet, people, heads, brains, cells
WE CAN'T GET OUR HEAD AROUND THIS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Instant happiness is good music, nice places, beautiful people, sunshine, cars and waterfalls.
What a wonderful world this is!
Miss De Locke, otherwise known as Cupid
