The Mega-Zine Museum
January 22, 1996
SHORTY THE NAUGHTY's fave Beatles song ever is Hello Goodbye, followed by Don't Let Me Down and Something. Yeah.
SILVER URBAN HAZE is a female dwarfer and has been for eons.
KILLER BIKINI VAMPIRE GIRL is also a dwarfer and says there are many more out there. Really?
THE GIRL WHO BOUGHT THE WORLD and Pay Me Girl did a gig with Blur and then woke up. Ain't that a shame.
Any good name for a groovy girl band
THAT IS SEXY BUT ALSO LIBERATED?
'ZINE
This is a warning.
Cheese is taking over the world. It's in my bed, it's in my house, it's in my school, it's everywhere I look.
Please, if it's the last thing you do, get all the cheese in your house and give it a good shake. Tell it it's got no right to even THINK of taking over the world.
Thank you.
Gal Smiley
TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
Spaceboy could be Billy Corgan,
Tath and Bob my neighbours;
Savo might be Brian Little
doing us no favours.
That blob could be a crude world map or just a yellow mess -
but this here Surly Hermit, folks is NOT a hermitess!
Surly Hermit
Got that, people?
SURLY HERMIT IS THE NEW PAM AYERS
DEAR ZINE
The fox and the chicken stood on the hill. Without warning the chicken began to speak.
In these circumstances the fox could now no longer eat the chicken.
Must the fox starve or should he eat Savo? Either way the prospect looks bleak for a Fox Gone Wrong.
SALUTATIONS...!
I am the vampire Lestat. Though you may deem me a new 'zine writer, I have lived among your species for more than 200 years.
Though I am immortal I have long lost my hunger for mortal blood. I am now drawn only to fresh custard and have been lured by the yellow custard blob at the top of the page.
I shall be passing judgement on important issues like Jarvis' index fingers.
Lestat
Aren't you drawn to pears poached in
GINGER SYRUP WITH HOT CHOC SAUCE?
DEAR 'ZINE
Why do you ignore hip hop totally? It has a huge following.
When you DO review hip hop it is either because someone's died (Eazy-E) or up on murder charges (Snoop Doggy Dogg).
