The Mega-Zine Museum

January 17, 1996

SON OF A GUN seems VERY happy that he has tickets to see the Smashing Pumpkins in May at Wembley. Can I come?

SURLY HERMIT lives up to her/his name and says big hair and macho egos (ie Heavy Metal) do not impress. Watch out David Coverdale, Hermy's coming!

IRON LION ANTELOPE takes time out from talking about antelopes to decry Tath and Bob for being nasty. Nice change.

COINCIDENTALLY they send a list of reasons why they are saddos. Weird.

PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2000

• The Queen Mother will duet with PJ Harvey
• Robbie Williams will be working at a Blackpool chippy
• Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer will be top lecturers at Cambridge
• Due to the success of the film Babe, pigs will demand rights and will set up human slaughterhouses

Deus' Guardian Angel

8 SAVO RELATED WORDS

1. Savlon - to draw out the sting
2. Savoy - variety of cabbage
3. Savvy - wit, intelligence, ahem!
4. Savant - man of learning, pah!


5. Savage - Villa Run, Villa, Villa Run!
6. Save - as in "Save your breath"
7. Saviour - you'll need one when I catch up with you!
8. Salvo - bombardment

Morrissey, Visitors Enclosure

This has gone too, too far

SAVO IS BANNED - MAYBE

DEAR 'ZINE

I was walking past a charity shop the other day when I saw a sign saying "Cash for Children".

I think it's a sad day when these shops are offering money for people's children. I for one will be writing to my MP.

The Joyrider

REVIEW - MENSWEAR at NORWICH UEA

My first-ever gig - what a corker! The music was brilliant, the ogling was good (small venue and fab lights)!

The thing that really topped it off was the audience interaction (arguments). Dear, dear Mr Dean, can't you be impolite when you want to be!

But he's witty too, which is a novelty these days. A really great night. Daydreamer was class. Top stuff.

Pogo Princess

Mo possibility of talking about music?

SILLY, SILLY ME

WHY?

Do townies hang around at bus stops?
Do Menswear bother?
Do southerners support Man United?
Is everyone in Oasis short?
Don't veggies get some proper food?
Are Jarvis' fingers really long?
Do P&J Duncan get away with it?
Was there a Prince William poster in Smash Hits?

Trickle

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