The Mega-Zine Museum
January 8, 1996
ALBINO HEDGEHOG spent New Year's Eve explaining to a tropical fish that Gary Barlow is a better song writer than Noel Gallagher. The fish didn't listen!
LIL predicts Mystic Meg will win the lottery in '96. Wrong! Marjorie Orr will be the lucky one.
HAPPY INDIE LAD bought a Stone Roses t-shirt for £5. They saw him coming.
GERTHRI says Oasis lack talent, but he doesn't want to enter the fray. Sorry, but you've put your foot in it now.
Pogo Princess says life is sweet
DEAR 'ZINE
People may whinge about there being too many football letters on the 'Zine, but I see a far more unnerving sight slowly taking over - Britpop!
Britpop is just bad indie that has been marketed to a load of sad people.
It must be stopped before 'Zine becomes a battleground for Blur versus Oasis arguments. Send this offensive material to Luxembourg.
Bez's Working Trousers
DEAR YELLOW BIRD
Do you not realise Mike Flowers Pops' version of Wonderwall is not meant to be one of musical genius, but a very blatant comic masterpiece.
How can you fail to laugh? And before you say anything, I'm an Oasis fan who has everything they've ever done.
I say, Mike Flowers for President!
Skellington
Imagine how Oasis would feel
BLURRED!
DEAR 'ZINE
Dizzy Indie Dandelion is a fool! Doesn't he realise that to be dizzy he requires a sense of balance and a pair of ears to control that balance?
Dandelions don't have hearing organs, or an obvious taste in music.
Therefore, I deduce that Dizzy is none other than a human being.
As for Savo, he's quite conceivably a primitive form of plant life.
Tath and Bob, half the world away
At least Savo grew up quickly and
PLANTS GOALS REGULARLY FOR VILLA!
DEAR 'ZINE
My goldfish was swimming in his fish tank. However, when I went into the kitchen to feed him the cat had grabbed the fish and gobbled him.
Well, that's what I thought. I went to return the fish food, but when I came back the fish was back in his tank.
That made me go green!
Josh
Never trust a fish
THEY ARE TOO CUTE FOR US!
CONSIDERATIONS
- Why are Wagon Wheel biscuits called that when they don't look anything like wagon wheels?
- Why don't they have children families on Family Fortunes?
- Is Diet Coke meant to taste better or worse than regular Coke?
- How did Neopolitan ice cream get its unusual name?
Mrs Ippi, introducing herself to 'Zine
Ippi eye eh, Ippi eye oh
CONSIDERATIONS IN THE NIGHT!
