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January 6, 1996

COFFEE BEAN has beaten you all! She gave us our first Easter card. However, she forgot to send the egg. Hint, hint!

HONEY BIRD is living this year for her apple-scented bubble bath. Whatever happened to fame and fortune?

ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GONZO wants an apology from Girlyland for copying his name. Who cares?

RADIO FREAK claims to be the voice we hear when we read. Sorry, all I hear reading 'Zine is my mother complaining.

Iron Lion Antelope is still confused

HE WROTE A LETTER BACKWARDS!

 

ODE TO THE 'ZINE

I was miserable and friendless, I was lonely, I was vexed.
But I learned to laugh again, when I turned to Teletext.

Now I love to hear from Penelope and Mr Darcy's nose,
and Bez's working trousers, um... and Savo, I suppose.

Oh, I'm a zany 'Zinester who'd rather surf the 'Net,
but I can't afford a modem, only a TV set!

Oscar Wilde (not)

 

TOP FISH BAITS

  1. Cheese
  2. Pieces of Savo
  3. Big brown stains
  4. Hula hoops
  5. Pearl Jam tunes
  6. Molten rock
  7. Strands of hair
  8. Maggots

Al - a shark in blood's water

Aren't you supposed to catch fish

NOT FRIGHTEN THEM AWAY?

 

DEAR ALL SAVOISTS

I'd just like to point out one thing.

When Savo started writing, everyone disliked him. Then someone had the bright idea to be controversial and like him.

Now everyone has decided to court controversy and love Savo. Only problem is that it can't be controversial when you all agree on the same thing!

Tanya's Dynamic Child

Alright, how about a new controversy?

TANYA FOR 'ZINE QUEEN!

 

ALTERNATIVE NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

  1. To change Robson and Jerome into the size of small toddlers
  2. To be reincarnated as a healthy and attractive root vegetable
  3. To make turnip and potato soup with my previous reincarnations
  4. To make chocolate biscuits top of the food chain

Skellington

If you come back as a vegetable, how

CAN YOU EAST CHOCCY BISCUITS?!

 

DEAR LEFT-HANDED BHOY

Count me in, comrade - the trouble I had getting a left-handed guitar this Christmas was the last straw.

Lefties are supposedly more creative, so perhaps a takeover would counter the destruction right-handed rule has done to the world!

Surly Hermit

Come the revolution, Surly can be

BHOY'S RIGHT-HAND MAN!