The Mega-Zine Museum
December 8, 1995
THE BOY WHO CRIED LARD thinks the Blue Meanie played a brilliant cameo role in The Beatles' Free as a Bird video!
NEG CREEP was saved from darkness when the great Nayim goal arrived and the right prevailed. We're not worthy!
TARTANIA says to leave Savo alone, or else! And Scotland will win Euro '96. Pigs to fly on both accounts?
DIZZY INDIE DANDELION wants Wacko Jacko to save money. Why sing about poverty when you spend millions on videos?
Lentils Taste Naff is going to
ITCHYNOSE PARK AT THE WEEKEND
DEAR 'ZINE
Hollyoaks is annoying. This is how you make a cool show:
- Get soap-writer who has never been a teenager to make a teen series in half an hour.
- Get lots of spotless 25-year-olds who can't act to pretend they're teenagers.
- Have a motorbike chase each episode.
Empty Biker
GLOBAL OBSERVATIONS
- John Major has the smallest nose
- Blue is the best colour
- Sign Language is the smartest
- Michael Jackson is the best dancer
- REM are the best band
Dreaming Drummer, Sinking in the Tay
I like a man who knows what he wants
OR ARE YOU A GIRL IN THE KNOW?
DEAR 'ZINE
Have you ever noticed the vast amounts of gloves stuck on fence posts?
Is there a secret vortex that sucks them all up and then dumps them for fun somewhere else?
We may never know!
MIR, enchanted temptress on a rock
Could an epidemic be sweeping across
THE LAND WITH THE UNGLOVED HANDS?
DEAR 'ZINE
Yet another use for a reliable empty tube of Smarties.
Put the plastic lid on the end, squeeze the tube and the lid zooms out. If you have a good aim it will hit the person you don't like in your class.
Little Miss Bright Blue Speedy Smartie
Oh, you're so clever Miss Bright Blue
SEE YOU LATER FOR DETENTION!
DEAR PESSIMISTIC ONE
The song that Angela danced to in My So-Called Life was Blister In The Sun by the Violent Femmes.
Spaceblast
