The Mega-Zine Museum
December 6, 1995
JIMMINY CRITIC wants Smash Hits awards for Pulp, Oasis and Supergrass.
BIG AL'S LARD CORNER says there's a pub lunch coming New Order Fan's way if you're ever in Portsmouth. Lovely!
TAI CHI thinks Mystic Meg is the twin sister of Dr Spock. Do they have a future together?
NONA THE NORTHERNER - Come and visit us in the beautiful south. A special loaf of Warburton's bread will be laid on!
DEAR 'ZINE
Can anyone tell me what do Smarties have the answer for?
Do they know the square root of 47 or have they the answer to world peace?
They must have been silenced to secrecy because they tell me nowt!
Little Miss Bright Blue Speedy Smartie
ALL YOUR OASIS' ANSWERED
- Fertile spot in the desert
- Top indie band
- Woman's clothes shop
- Soft drink
- Cheapo bog roll
- A plumbing company in my area
Aggadaboodie
A top indie band held in the same
BREATH AS CHEAPO BOG ROLL - Aaagh!
DEAR SAVO DARLING
Hate to be blunt but GO AWAY!
You have single-handedly managed to change Mega-zine into daily football arguments.
It's getting a tad boring now sweetie.
Timless Indie Eyebrows
Poor Savo, popularity on the slide as
FAST AS VILLA'S FADING TITLE HOPES!
DEAR 'ZINE
I went to my local shop and bought five cassette tapes and three videos.
Got home and opened them. Time taken getting outside wrapper off was six minutes. Then there were individual wrappings. Erm... four minutes each.
World record, do you think?
Dizzy Indie Dandellion
Dandellion for dizzy heights of
BRITISH UNWRAPPING OLYMPIC TEAM!
DEAR 'ZINE
The Dungeon Master is Paul Daniel's twin brother. The only difference is Dungeon Master comes up with cool magic tricks and wears a dress.
Mr Spoon
