The Mega-Zine Museum
November 21, 1995
JASON LEE'S HAIRBAND Where are Villa in Europe this season? Make a date at the City Ground on Dec 10.
MASH UP has kindly sent me a Christmas bib, to avoid any further custard spillage (see top right). Ha-ha.
THE FEMALE VERSION of Wayne and Garth is in fact female versions. There are two of them. But, perhaps, sharing one brain cell? I'm just kidding.
HANNAH MARTIN (the real one) has got to be joking by sending in her letter.
Sorry, Hannah. You are without doubt
THE MOST HATED PERSON AMONG 'ZINERS
REVIEW - PRISONER CELL BLOCK H THE MUSICAL
What can I say? I've been waiting for this since 1992 and it was amazing.
The songs and sets were brilliant. All the characters were based on ones from the series - Chrissie, Doreen etc.
It was great to see a play where you could yell out. Maggie and Lily are really friendly and nice people.
Screwbaiter
DEAR 'ZINE
Why is everyone so against smoking?
I'm not a big smoker (just over five feet) but I think that we should be able to do whatever we want.
Smoking may be bad for you, but if we all did the right thing, life would be really boring.
Tangerine Baron, Tannadice
What's more boring - not smoking
OR DESTROYING YOUR OR OTHERS' LUNGS?
DEAR 'ZINE
John Major refuses to condemn France's nuclear tests, much to the dismay of other world leaders.
WWIII is declared on France and Britain by the rest of the world.
But we win, because our nuclear weapons work. Major's not as stupid as he sounds
Saint Katherine, Archers Road Stand
I don't think they're laughing, Kath
SHE IS JOKING - I HOPE
DEAR 'ZINE
My ex-girlfriend split up with the rugby-playing guy she dumped me for yesterday. He dumped her because he met some other girl with a car.
You can guess what happened next. Over comes my ex, with a little note for me saying how sorry she was, and how she was stupid and she still loved me.
I phoned her and told her that she had to be joking. She started crying and I hung up. It was great.
Sad, But True
How ruthless can you get?
I COULD SAY IT SERVED HER RIGHT
REVIEW - IRON MAIDEN LIVE
Who said metal was dead? These guys kicked bottoms on their X-Factor. They had the crowd a-jumpin' and a-slammin'. A good night was had by all.
Good to see the new album and single went into the top ten. The single even beat new "punk heroes" Green Day. Hah!
The support - doomsters My Dying Bride with live violin player.
Isn't heavy metal brilliant?
The Trooper, Still Slightly Deaf
