The Mega-Zine Museum
November 1, 1995
TA Chicken In The Mist for the strawberry sweet. It went down a treat.
SPEEDNIK makes a return visit to tell us the song in the Carling ad is Gary Numan's Cars. Now you know.
SENIOR FLUMP FAN wants to point out Pootle was not Perkin's sister, it was Posie. Pootle was a baby who said "Oh Pootle". It just gets better.
THE JOYRIDER is trying to warn us of the imminent invasion of halibuts, led by their leader, Michael Fish.
That's scary stuff. I'd be more worried
IF YOU INVADED, TO BE QUITE HONEST
REVIEW - THE WILDHEARTS
Support Whatever were fantastic, with the most talented guitarist I've ever heard. Then Ginger took the stage and the crowd went mad, making a mosh pit.
They played all the favourites, lifted our hopes with au revoirs rather than good byes and left after two hours of mad, energetic brilliance.
Don't split up, Wildhearts. You're too good.
Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos
IN REPLY TO DIZZY INDIE DANDELION
Peanut butter-flavoured bubble gum is not a good idea.
I had the misfortunate misfortune to get involved with a peanut butter flavour jelly bean. It was a harrowing experience which affected me for days.
I suggest prune and pickled onion as a replacement.
Damon's beads, hugging my pillow
PS Marmite sounds promising!
Peanut butter jelly beans are yummy
THEY GO WELL WITH TWIGLET SARNIES
REVIEW - MENSWEAR
Menswear are, as the title suggests, a nuisance. They lack talent, style and good haircuts.
Forget Gene, Menswear are the true scourge of the earth. Classics (?) like Daydreamer and Hollywood Girl will make teeny boppers whoop with joy.
If you buy this you should go to Camden Town and paint everything yellow. Buy a washing machine instead.
Bez's Working Trousers
So, you don't like them?
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO TELL!
TOP SIX QUESTIONS
- Is there life after death?
- Is there life on other planets?
- What's the plural of mongoose?
- Why does one black sock always find its way into the white wash and turn everything grey?
- Why does my dog feel it necessary to jump on my face every morning?
- Why don't 'Ziners notice me?
Marshmallow Girl, sunny London
Maybe in a past life you were an atom
HENCE YOU THINK YOU'RE IGNORED!
LOYALTY
It seems to me that most modern-day footballers don't know the meaning of the word.
To suggest that a player could possibly play for the same small club for more than three years is insane.
That the small club made you into the player you are today means nothing, especially when the cheque book teams are lurking in the shadows.
The Reflecting Red Forest Fanatic
