The Mega-Zine Museum
October 14, 1995
IF one person in three is Chinese, how come all of Green Day are American? asks a preoccupied Dirty Davey.
AMBIVALENT means to have mixed emotions according to Blond Indie Buttercup, who wants to prove not all blondes are dumb.
FLUFFY PINK FAIRY claims Pocahontas is her/his best mate. Yeah, and I'm Bjork.
RAVE CHILD wants to know where Kriss Kross has got to, and also the lemon-flavoured polos. I never saw those. Sounds a tad dodgy.
Rozzer declares the Cave/Kylie single
LYRICAL AND VOCAL EXCELLENCE
DEAR 'ZINE PERSON
At last! I have finally discovered your true identity.
You are my French teacher from last year. You have a full beard, dark hair, are over 6ft tall and support Everton.
You are also under the misconception that you are Angus Deayton, and therefore always dream up witty comebacks. Don't try and deny it.
Tanya's Dynamic Child
WHAT WE LIKE
- Dale Winton,
- The Kelly family,
- Noddy,
- Irn-Bru,
- Praising our tree,
- T'ai chi,
- A-ha,
- Lego,
- Rangers FC,
- One Stars,
- and Dave Grohl from Sound and Vision.
Wet and Sinner
Do you like the purple pen? We couldn't find the pink one!
Lego - a younger viewer perchance?
PREFER STIK-A-BRICK MESELF
IS UNREQUITED LOVE THE NEW ROCK'N'ROLL?
Since there seems to be so much "unrequited love" around nowadays, I thought I'd send in a song list.
- You're Gorgeous - Baby Bird
- Have You Seen Her Lately? - Pulp
- Wish Fulfilment - Sonic Youth
- Sick And Tired - Cardigans
Moonbeam T-pot
Yes, it is, if I'm anything to go by
SADDOS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
REVIEW - HISTORY - VERVE
When I first heard this I felt like crying - the beauty of the music is awe-inspiring - so visceral.
Rich's enigmatic voice, pouting through the sullen crescendo of strings and maudlin acoustics, is enough to infatuate anyone.
The beat is dramatic, yet somewhat soothing, and the lyrics coast subtly by. An impeccable exit.
Little Miss Misery Guts, Motorway Cafe
Get me a novelty pack of Jaffa Cakes
WHILST YOU'RE THERE, WILL YOU?
TOP PARENTAL LINES
- No, you're only 15
- You're 15, not five
- Pick your feet up
- There's people living next door
- She's not a monster, she's your sister
Jelly Tot, Annoyed