The Mega-Zine Museum
October 7, 1995
MANIC DEPRESSANT must be particularly inept at computer games. He can't even get past the Marshmallow Man in C64 Ghostbusters. Honestly!
PERCY THE PIXIE If I say that blob is custard, it's custard. I think I've got a better idea than you, wouldn't you say?
ETERNAL OPTIMIST The other Charlie's Angel was Jaclyn Smith.
LOOPY LIZARDS dog always jumps on her just before she goes out.
It just wants to go with you!
JUMP ON IT BEFORE YOU LET IT GO OUT!
BOYFRIEND REVIEW
He's got great sideburns that make him look two years older than he really is.
He's sweet and considerate, you just can't help but love him.
He's got brown hair like Keanu's in Speed, blue eyes and a really cushy bum!
Anybody jealous?
Princess Sarcasm, Land Of Love
A FAIRY STORY
"I've got an idea," said John to Dave."
Let's start up a business. We'll take one line from a well-known tune.
"We'll repeat it lots of times, really fast and at the end we'll get all of our mates to shout 'Jungle-ist Posse!' down a microphone."
"It'll never work," said Dave, "People aren't that stupid."
Elastic Owl, Getting printed this time
DEAR 'ZINE
I hate him, I love him. He treated me like scum. He looks really sweet in that top.
He was all over me that night. He said it meant something. Great kisser. Gave me his number.
Never called. Didn't recognise me when I visited him at work. Didn't speak to me. Didn't even notice me. Doubt he read the letter I sent him.
Cheap Indie Tart, Looking For A Bloke
Don't lose any self-esteem over him
LEARN A LESSON FROM HIM INSTEAD
DEAR 'ZINE
What a travesty! After seeing the Backup series on BBC1, what can I say?
No wonder Liverpool fans were complaining! It was unrealistic, amateurish and unresearched rubbish.
I mean, making a programme in which the mighty Reds play one-chance Villa in a UEFA Cup semi-final!
Slick Ric
I was more confused by all the
IPSWICH FANS! WERE THEY LOST?
10 GREATEST TRACKS OF ALL TIME
- Shine On Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
- Sunflower - Paul Weller
- Bat Out Of Hell - Meatloaf
- Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns N Roses
- Come As You Are - Nirvana
- No Woman, No Cry - Bob Marley
- Every Breath You Take - The Police
- You Really Got Me - The Kinks
- Losing My Religion - REM
- No Good (Start The Dance) - Prodigy
Mr Red
YOUR LETTERS
WLW must have a hard time,
So I'll help by writing this rhyme.
Keep letters clean, there's no need to swear,
Was it sent for a laugh or just as a dare?
Be original, you'll have more chance.
Write a new recipe or invent a strange dance.
Remember this and you'll get through,
For the Mega-zine was made for you.
Poem Boy
Never has a truer word been said
A CLEAN 'ZINE IS A HAPPY 'ZINE
