The Mega-Zine Museum
September 29, 1995
PROZAC MONKEY with a happy disposition: "White Line Warrior is a stupid name." Well thanks a lot!!
MISS FOUNTAINHEAD thinks four of the most wonderful blokes in Indie history are The Bluetones.
JOHN E P suggests collecting circular sealers on two litre bottles of fizzy drinks. WLW says collect a life.
FRIED PEACH's simple answer to getting a coloured GameBoy - get a felt tip pen or turps for the clear effect.
What colour's yours?
MINE'S A LOVELY APRICOT COLOUR?!!
A POEM FOR "SAD BUT TRUE"
On page 442, I look everyday
To see what wonderful words you say
You are so charming witty and clever
We really should get together
You could be King, I'll be your Queen
Together we could both rule the 'Zine
I want you to know I'll always love you
You may think it's sad but it's definitely true!
The Yellow Indie Jelly Baby Feeling Soppy
DEAR 'ZINE
Recently my hair has been getting dull. So last week I went to the hairdressers who said to me: "Do you know you have build up in your hair?"
It turned out it was due to me using two-in-one shampoo on my hair! Now I have to use a revitalising shampoo to get it back in good condition.
So everybody, if you want healthy looking hair, stop using two-in-ones.
Green Pen Girl
Think yourself lucky you use shampoo
HAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW!
WAYS OF RELIEVING BOREDOM
If you ever feel that you're caught in a rut, doomed to a life of wasteful boredom, then invest in a camcorder.
That way you can be like me and indulge in the highly stupid practice of filming yourself and others just mucking around.
Except for the risk of destroying expensive equipment, you can experience seeing yourself on tape!
Stony-faced man of Granite
Arghhh!!! Boredom! Camcorders! It's...
JEREMY BEADLE!!!!
BUT WHY?
Why is it that UK Rap is not as respected as its American counterpart? This goes for the Australian Hip Hop scene as well.
It is only a matter of time, though. Once Indie is destroyed, Rap supremacy will be worldwide. KRS One was rhyming when Oasis were still in nappies.
Wu-Tang Stinging Nettle
