The Mega-Zine Museum
August 27, 1995
CALVIN'S letter was brought to you by the letters O and D and the number six. Shame we didn't have the space for it...
DIZZY INDIE DANDELION welcomes the white line (at the bottom) back. Yes, it was on a holiday (of sorts).
EVERYONE pointed out that Spud-U-Like rhymes with motorbike. That's cheating.
LOVE-LORN LIBERTINE ponders if Zinester Savo is a Villa fan. Following his comments after Villa's win at Spurs, I think it's highly likely!
Enjoy your three-day weekend
YOU LUCKY, LUCKY PEOPLE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Does anyone out there believe the story about six-fingered aliens crash landing in Mexico 20 years ago?
About the same time, the Russians were being very secretive about what they were making in their space department.
I mean, does anyone believe in these aliens, apart from me?
John EP, feeling ignored
That's it, start the Cold War again.
HE SAID THAT, MOSCOW, NOT US!
HOBBY REVIEW - BIRDWATCHING
I recommend this hobby, especially with the feathered freaks that frequent my back garden, more commonly called sparrows.
I have a buddleia bush and they have great fun trying to destroy it. My favourite thing is watching them trying to fly through the glass conservatory.
They stun themselves, then get up and try again and again... and again...
The Vampire In Northants
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
After listening to REM's Let Me In several times, it sounds like Michael Stipe sings:
"I've got tar on my feet and I can't see, all the roads look down and laugh at me, ones that are crawling out of my skin." It doesn't make sense.
Am I more insane than I thought? What does everyone think?
Purple Day, going EEK!
I still find misheard lyrics funny
CAN ANYONE HELP POOR PURPLE DAY?
DEAR 'ZINE
Would these bands have made it to the top if they hadn't changed their name?
- Seymour - Blur
- Mookie Blaylock - Pearl Jam
- Spoilt Brat - Terrorvision
- Invaders - Madness
- SWAT - Ugly Kid Joe
- English Rose - The Stone Roses
Discotheque Wreck
PJ and Duncan changed their name
THEY USED TO BE DUNCAN AND PJ!
TRAFFIC REVIEWS - ROADS
Why does this happen? You're waiting for a long line of cars to go past so you can cross the road. As soon as the line finishes, one car comes the other way!
And why, whenever there's a huge puddle at the side of the road, a huge lorry always comes past and soaks me?
A Freak Of Nature, Confused
