The Mega-Zine Museum
August 15, 1995
BIG AL asks where the heck is the pink hippo? Where you left it? Don't ask me.
DIME BAR FC AND TOTO are pondering name changes. And with a name like that, who wouldn't, I suppose!
BARNET BOY is close to tears following Barnet FC's 4-1 thrashing on Saturday. It's going to be a loooong season, BB.
SMARMY, PINKY AND THE BRAIN and a few others demand the head of our Blur profile writer. Please stop moaning.
Are Blur fans getting as bad as TTs?
NOW, THAT WOULD BE SAD
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Assuming that Neighbours isn't meant to be a serious soap, is it:
- A kids' show targeted at under 10s?
- A comedy?
- A clever send-up of soap operas in general, deliberately hiring people who can't act or write as a protest against the soap opera genre?
Sensitive Lad, Seeking a Life
Some Neighbours episodes are fantastic
TRULY WORTHY OF CULT STATUS
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Why is everyone trying to kid themselves that God doesn't think sex before marriage is all that bad?
To see how He really feels, turn to 1 Cor 7: 2-5, 1 Thess 4: 3-8 and Eph 5: 3-5.
The Bible MAY be old, but it is still the inspired word of God. Shouldn't He, our creator, know what's best for us?
The White Horse
SUMMER TIME
Summer is brilliant because I don't have to go to school and the only time I spend indoors is when I'm in bed.
Summer is also dangerous, as I've become less cautious when it comes to money. All my savings disappear when I go to gigs.
Shades are so uncomfortable to look through, but you still wear them because they look cool.
New Age Freak, Living Fast, Dying Young
I wear my shades indoors
THAT'S HOW COOL I AM, ALL RIGHT?
DEAR 'ZINE
In Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Deep Thought was nearly there.
The answer to life, the universe and everything was not 42. It forgot to add four hundred.
You see, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 442.
Ghostdancer, Floodland
We've always said, if it's deep
YOU'LL FIND US IN IT!
