The Mega-Zine Museum
August 6, 1995
TED CULLINAN'S SCALE RULE sent in a list of top 20th century architects. No Zaha Hadid? You are clued in though.
LENNON says love is the answer, Sting says it's the seventh wave. The Girl dressed all in ribbons and bows is as confused as they seem to be.
AUBERGINES are taking over the world. That's according to Oakesy The Mad Green Aubergine. He's the man to know.
BRYAN ADAMS has a bad memory - he has forgotten how to rock, The Intellectual
Lentils Taste Naff will be a good mood
NEXT WEEK SO MAY NOT BE RANTING
REVIEW OF BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
This is written as journals, which I find really stupid. I mean, if you had your life threatened by undead creatures of the night, would you:
A) Sit down and quietly write about it?
B) Try and escape?
Well, Jonathan in the book carries on living with the Count. Apart from that minor hitch, it's quite good really.
Jubilee, in a low
A hitch in the sense he will get bitten
BY VLAD THE BAD? I SEE YOUR POINT
A FAIRY STORY
"I've got an idea," said John to Dave."
Let's start up a business. We'll take one line from a well-known tune.
"We'll repeat it lots of times, really fast and at the end we'll get all of our mates to shout 'Jungle-ist Posse!' down a microphone."
"It'll never work," said Dave, "People aren't that stupid."
Elastic Owl, Getting printed this time
MY SO-CALLED LIFE
Having seen the first series on RTE (Irish TV), it is my duty to tell all 'zinesters about a top teen programme. It revolves around Angela Chase (an average teen) and her friends.
Every teen storyline you've ever heard is in it and it has that Thirty-something style which means it has the right blend of weird and real stuff.
If you've got a pulse, watch it.
Rickie's Mascara
Oh great, one more angst-ridden teen
DRAMA - ISN'T NEIGHBOURS ENOUGH?
THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW
How can one man talk so much rubbish and make it so funny?
You can learn more about American current affairs from this programme than you could from CNN.
Sky One should be shot for moving it to midnight!
Little Miss Bug, Bracknell
Nooo, stand by your bus stop
YOU'LL GO FURTHER
AN AMAZING DISCOVERY
Brookie's Rosie Banks and The Street's Liz MacDonald are one and the same.
They both:
- Have sons who work in a pub or club
- Lost a baby
- Have long, curly, ginger hair
- Have two sons
- Wear clothes 20 years too young for them
- Look uncannily similar
Liam G's Glasses, Birmingham
