The Mega-Zine Museum
July 24, 1995
CRUSTY QUEEN wants to know what the message "handwriting by me" on the New Model Albums means and if you care.
THE HAPPY TRANNY would like to champion the free wearing of anything men like, even if it is a bit draughty.
RAMBO GIRL would like to say how much she loves cheese flan but she is shy. I cannot, cannot stand it so I won't.
ZIPPY has found a friend in a plastic spotty alien on a scooter called Percy. Zippy, you're lost to me and the zine.
Jon E P says we should ignore the new
WRITER THE HERBIVORE VEGETARIAN - OK
REPLY TO MUPPET
The quickest way to get rid of a boyfriend without hurting him, is to sit him down, gaze lovingly and say:
I love you.
I want to marry you.
I want to have your babies.
Sometimes they even leave scorch marks as they head for the door.
Future Legend
Nah the quickest way is to go to a busy
PLACE AND GET LOST IN THE CROWD
JUST IN LUST - WILDHEARTS
Starting quietly before exploding into moshing metal mayhem, this is one of the best tracks from the album, with sublime melodies and in-yer-face lyrics.
This song has one of those catchy choruses that will stick in your mind and refuse to budge, as do the B-sides Mindslide, Friend for Five Minutes and SIN.
Youth Gone Wild, In a Darkened Room
SIXTH FORM
So this is it - after all the hype - it's finally avaliable. This is a good sequel to GCSEs, though less simple and sometimes boring.
It does have a disjointed storyline which is only just saved by good characters and direction.
Repetitive, it takes a while to get into. Comes with the optional extras of TV or music in the breaks, coffee and lunch in town.
Frank Cobain, a free man
Nothing like Grange Hill is it?
PROBABLY A GOOD THING
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! NEW TOPIC
I'm talking video nasties. My view is that certificates is not only hard to spell, but that the X cert should be incorporated into the 18 cert.
No decent 18-year-old should be scared of a few severed heads or other odd nearly-banned vids like that.
Who wants to agree or disagree?
Jon E P, the voice of the countryside
OK guys and gals - Film certificates -
A GOOD THANG OR A BAD THANG?
AN ODE TO PONDER AND WONDER OVER
I am so incensed at the
Broken glass
On the roadway and in my path.
As I cycle I am so irate,
Cos my tyres I'd
Hate to deflate.
Listen chums - it aint so funny,
Cos pigs like you
Cost us money.
Be sensible is what I utters,
Cos breaking bottles' only for nutters.
Mr Angry (Tell me about it) Crawley
