The Mega-Zine Museum
July 22, 1995
STEVE THE ENIGMA provides yet another clue to Mr Burns' assassin. Aren't you getting bored of it all yet? I am.
DIME BAR FC asks if that yellow thing in the top corner is the world. Not the world I'm living in it isn't.
DIZZY INDIE DANDELION has "brilliantly" worked out that VILE is an anagram of LIVE. That must've taken a while.
ZIPPY from the planet Zoom wonders what long-haired guys do to their hair to get it looking better than girls.
Maybe it's just that long-haired guys
HAVE MORE TIME ON THEIR HANDS?
GIG REVIEW - SLASH'S SNAKEPIT
From the moment Song City Ward came on until the last chord of Beggars And Hangers On, this was pure brilliance.
Gilby Clarke rocked, Eric Dovers' vocals ripped through the ecstatic crowd, but the greatest star was Slash.
This show was hard rock the way it was meant to be played.
Female Rocker, Paradise City
"Slash's Snakepit" - rock 'n' roll name
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT
DEAR 'ZINE
Could someone explain why quiet, placid people are either ignored, used or taken advantage of?
For the first few weeks of college, I decided to act really loud and obnoxious. Nobody ignored me.
When I stopped, I was treated like I have been for years. Don't get me wrong as I'm not some prude. I'm just quiet - like you are loud.
Deus' Guardian Angel
DEAR 'ZINE
I have decided to change my name to:
I understand that this may be hard to print. You can still print The Air Freshener Man under my letters for a while.
The Writer Formerly Known As The Air Freshener Man
Don't expect any more to be printed
FOLLOWING THAT LIBERTY
THE MENSWEAR DEBATE
Well, they look good on paper. The 'Swear certainly have the fwoar factor! However, this makes their mediocre music all the more disappointing.
At first, I was blinded by the excitement and hype. But now I've seen them live and they're nothing special.
They're just a cred TT.
Casino Girl (not Hollywood Girl)
I'll Manage Somehow was quite good
BUT DAYDREAMER GRATES MORE AND MORE!
LIVE AID
A great myth surrounds Live Aid which needs to be put to rest.
Ten years on and nothing has been resolved in Africa. It is still poverty-ridden and involved in war.
The problems in Africa can only be solved by the governments of the West.
The music was awful as well.
Anti-Royalist, Seeking the Truth
