The Mega-Zine Museum
July 21, 1995
MORK'S FRIEND has "discovered there are little red men on Mars". Next please!
SOMEONE didn't agree with our recent review of the Wildheart's single Just In Lust. If they'd used the fax properly we'd know who it was.
LORD LEMSIP wonders if "goggle-eyed lads" are a no-go area. What's wrong with glasses?
MANIC DEPRESSANT has a helpful Italian phrase for us. "Buongiorno, ti amo".
A quick translation - "Hello...
...I LOVE YOU!" VERY USEFUL!
KEBAB REVIEW
After a wild night partying, what better way to finish the evening than with a hot kebab?
My personal favourite is kebab meat on chips, smothered with mayonnaise, chilli sauce and plenty of salad.
This banquet can be yours for around £2.50 and will fill even the largest stomach!
One word of warning - the onion breath can stay for days!
Slimy Facecloth
Kebabs are a modern day heavenly manna.
I'VE NEVER HAD A BAD ONE!
DEAR 'ZINE
I live in a place where it's rare to see a homeless person, let alone one asking for money.
I didn't understand how bad the problem was until I visited a big city. I was sickened by what I saw!
I took time to read up on the subject and now I try to help the homeless. Read and learn and don't turn away and ignore them. They exist and are human.
Lucy Locket
REVIEW - THE MAN FROM UNCLE
Motorbikes, speedboats, helicopters and men in cool black suits when Tarantino was but a nipper - THEY'RE BACK!
The stylish, action-packed 60s classic is back on BBC2 and it's full of high drama and more colourful kitsch than you can shake a stick at.
The Man from UNCLE - we say YES!
Spoilt Victorian Child
Napoleon and Illya are REAL men
AND THEY'RE SO DARN COOL ABOUT IT!
REVIEW - WALTHAMSTOW VILLAGE FESTIVAL
There's more to Walthamstow than just E17! This had to be the best festival of the summer.
There were three stages playing loads of brilliant music. We liked Swelter Village 400.
There were stalls, food, drink, a kids' area, rain and portaloos.
Is this a real festival or what? All for free!
Purple Person that hates E17
Surely E17 must have been there though?
THEY'RE THE SOUL OF THE EAST END!
TOP FIVE THINGS THAT GET ON MY NERVES
- Deirdre Barlow's neck veins
- Our next-door neighbour
- Arthur Fowler
- The music on ice-cream vans
- Indie music (vile)
A Freak of Nature
