The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 1995
WHAT has Alex Demitriades done to his hair, asks Little White Horse who is unamused by guys trumping all the time.
HIDDEN JUKEBOX wants to declare that Glen Hoddle is the greatest footballer in the world. Loony bin, anyone?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE asks if perhaps the French shouldn't do their nuclear tests in France? I don't think he likes them.
THE BLONDE BIMBO is tired of blondes dyeing their hair all the time - isn't the other way round the problem?
Why does the Captain in the Muller Rice
AD HAVE A WOMAN'S VOICE, ASKS GINA?
THINGS THAT DYEING A LUMINOUS YELLOW STREAK IN YOUR HAIR GETS YOU
- A ticket for Blackpool Illuminations
- Targeted by people with felt tip pens wanting to "colour you in"
- Your parents' disapproval
- Called mad, a punk or Blondie
I'm wondering what colour to try next.
Freaky Capricious
But then again, it might just get you
SOME INVITES TO WASH IT OUT
THE MONKEES - GREATEST HITS
Influenced by Vic and Bob's recent forays into the realms of The Monkees, I decided to check out this album.
On the plus side it does contain absolutely essential summer listening such as I'm A Believer, Pleasant Valley Sunday and The Girl I Knew Somewhere.
But it also contains dross like Oh My My and Someday Man from later on in their career. But it's still worth it.
King of the Night Time World
WHO SHOT MR BURNS?
I reckon he shot himself by accident.
He was behind the wall with someone and it sounded like there was a struggle.
He had a gun strapped to him so it might have happened as an accident.
A Chicken In The Mist, Beyond the Farside
p.s. Is Mr Burns actually dead?
No, Chicken he ain't, it's going to
BE A SHOWER SCENE DREAM TYPE THING
REPLY TO ELYZIUM SUCCUBUS
Modern life is rubbish! Thousands die each week under the petty regime of war. Even in 'sophisticated' England, fatal prejudice is rife.
Despite the growth of towns, there are hundreds left homeless. Our Government infringes our human rights.
So were you trying to scare us with talk of Armageddon? Perhaps it is needed! Maybe the next race will make fewer mistakes.
Casino Girl
Get out of bed the wrong side, did we?
OR MAYBE IT'S A BAD HAIR DAY
PLAY REVIEW - TWELFTH NIGHT
Having studied the text and seen three versions, I feel I can safely condemn it.
The main love plot is flawed, it uses disguise heavily to extend its length. This only makes the plot tedious.
It is worsened by the juxtaposing of scenes with the 'comical' sub-plot, making the action hard to follow.
It has no substance or humour, so avoid at all costs.
The Cloudcuckoo
