The Mega-Zine Museum
July 8, 1995
GLASTONBURY was made perfect by a guy in the tent next door with green hair called Pixie for Red-haired Seamaiden.
PETRA IN GOONLAND has been moaning about the fact she can never find clothes and shoes to fit. Boo Hoo.
BREN AND JEN want to know what Paul Goddard looks like. Can't tell you or he might go red and explode with anger.
BOB THE SKUTTER has passed his Quantative Methods in Maths. I wish I knew what that meant.
Happy Birthday to Love-Lorn Libertine
WHO IS SWEET SIXTEEN TODAY
THE DEBATE GETS SILLY
Boys sweat, girls glow.
Boys get spots, girls are blemished.
Boys are greasy, girls are shiny.
Girls discuss things, boys are disgusting.
Boys spit, girls don't.
It's a case of a fly in the sugar bowl. Girls are like sugar, pure and sweet and lads are the flies, annoying with hairy legs.
Flower Faerie
And the first girl who writes that she
CAN SPIT WILL GET BANNED!!!
WHO SHOT MR BURNS - MY THEORY
Maggie did it because:
- Burns stopped to talk.
- It was a one-sided conversation.
- When he says "Give me that" he was referring to some candy of Maggie's.
- He mentioned he wanted to steal candy from a baby.
- When Skinner was tapping on the desk it was Morse code for M A G - S.
Homer J Wong, Land of Chocolate
RUMINATIONS FROM THE MAN
I was really disappointed at missing Julie's death in Neighbours the other week.
Come to think of it, the Grim Reaper has been rather active in the soaps just recently. Good work, Death.
But could you just bag someone in Home and Away, like Selina, with a pair of cut-offs. It may save humanity from a person with no clothes or eyeliner sense and flatline brainwaves.
This mighty morsel was brought to you
BY SPLAT MERINGUE PRODUCTIONS
AN ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE THE MOOD
Once again, it's summer.
Guys, just feel the heat.
Gorgeous girls in bikinis,
Walking down the street.
No-one's staying inside,
So a lot of people we meet.
But you really know it's summer
'Cos all that's on TV is repeats.
Mr Angry (and hot!), Crawley
Yeah, but without repeats we would
NEVER HAVE SEEN HOWARD'S WAY AGAIN
CRISP REVIEW - DOUGHNUT FLAVOUR SKIPS
The strangest thing about these crisps is that they actually do taste like they are supposed to.
A good idea, but the concept was just too weird for me. I had to go and lie down for a while.
Not for those of a nervous disposition.
Ginger's baby, all weirded out
