The Mega-Zine Museum
June 30, 1995
SPIRIT OF GLASTONBURY wants have a new chart without himbos - head of the pack are Jools Holland and Chris Barrie???
THE MR MAN in question is Mr Fussy, I think. Hope that helps Venus.
SPEEDNIK says the new Primus album will be great even though he hasn't bought or heard it. Takes one to know one.
JUICY LUCY seems seriously nonplussed about that great man, Napoleon. Shame, I totally dig short, dead dudes.
Advice for those going to Brady Bunch
NOOOOOOO - FROM MANIC DEPRESSANT
ALBUM REVIEW - THESE DAYS - BON JOVI
Ok, so they've gone all 'wussy', as my mate puts it, but these boys know how to write a love song.
There's only 5 rockin' songs, but when they're as slammin' as Hey God or Damned, who cares?
Guitar Lies Bleeding rules the ballads but the title track is the leader of the pack.
Buy it now!
Vixen
So now can you Jovites stop complaining
ABOUT THAT REVIEW? - NOT MY FAULT
COME ON, OWN UP!
Okay, how many 'zinesters out there actually wasted their money on getting to Glastonbury for the weekend and what for?
To listen to indieish (rubbish) kind of music, to get swamped by Channel 4 and HTV, to get charged by the police for having long hair or to get squashed by Bon Jovi fans?
If you want to review it, watch it on the box.
Jon EP, in the nicest way poss
TO ALL WHO CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
If you've been having sleepless nights trying to figure out how to play the X-files theme tune, STOP! We've cracked it.
GEDEGE....GEDEAE...AE....CBAGBE and then repeat.
Bren & Jen, Jammin' away
Why do I get the feeling you are the
ONLY ONES WHO HAVE BEEN WONDERING?
THINGS I HAVE ACHIEVED ON STUDY LEAVE
- I can now sing along to "Going for Gold"
- I've made 217 cup cakes
- I understand the rules of cricket
- I learned how to make an omelette without burning it
- Thanks to Richard and Judy, I know which wines to drink and when
Venus, looking for something to do
You have truly succeeded in making
MAKING YOURSELF A BETTER PERSON
ENGLISH CRICKET SELECTOR - RAY ILLINGWORTH
What is wrong with him? He messes Alec Stewart around so the poor bloke does not know where he stands, be it behind the stumps or otherwise.
On the rare occasions England win, he takes all the credit, but when they lose, he blames the players.
Put Geoff Boycott in charge, (then we won't have to suffer his commentary).
The Ovalteen, (Surrey fan and proud)
WHEN WEEZER CAME TO LEEDS
The perfect way to celebrate the end of exams.
The lads were great, joining in with our chants and making fun of Girls and Boys.
I was at the front and have the bruises to prove it.
Al Uluya
