The Mega-Zine Museum
June 15, 1995
RHUBARB CRUMBLE and Cottage Pie mixed taste naff Mr Lentil, so says Drunken Philosopher and Naked Sprinkler.
MOI wants to know where to send lyrics.
INSANITY PERSONIFIED sent in a poem dedicated to a toilet seat. Mmm. Liked the Christmas paper though.
"A MATCH FOR ALL OF TIME" is the Buddy Holly lyrics according to many bods.
FLOYD THE BARBER says we should go see Weezer just for the drummer eating.
Manic Depressant has a pastel-pink
PLASTIC BUCKET TYPE BIN. SUPER.
IN REPLY TO COOL CAT
He had a contact lens dilemma, here's the answer.
All you have to do is attach an old pair of tights to the nozzle of a hoover and suck the lens up.
Simple!
Mrs Mia Wallace.
I thought this sounded good,
BUT THE MEN IN WHITE COATS DIDN'T
TO SPREW IN ARNHEM LAND
You may not have noticed this but homeless people die too.
Many are homeless because they have been abused or hurt in other ways, either emotionally or physically.
They die slowly and painfully or get murdered and no-one cares because they are just statistics.
We should help our own first and others second.
An ex-homeless person.
SOME ACTS OF MUSICAL MADNESS
- Jacko's choice of Childhood Days as his new B-side
- Paula Abdul's faith in us remembering who she is
- Madonna for trying
- Annie Lennox for her furry suit
- Whigfield discarding the ducks on single three
The Ice-Cream Crunchie King, Meltsville
The only madness I can think of
IS TAKE THAT STILL BEING AROUND
A RANT
Here I sit today
listening to my radio.
Why am I doing this?
This is what I want to know.
England v Brazil soccer,
I't's on that blimin' Sky
I have to put up with a commentary,
Please tell me why?
When the national side plays,
Put it on terrestrial telly,
Don't make loads of money,
All the nation wants to see!
Mr Angry, Crawley.
FILM REVIEW - THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
I felt a bit of a fool going to see this but it was well worth it. The story of the 70s family living in 90s Los Angeles.
I'm not averse to violence but it's good to see a film in which the heroes are always nice. I grinned all night.
And Marcia (Christine Taylor) is the "grooviest chick" I have seen in ages.
Turbo Nitrous Moped Man, Feeling Great.
What! No mention for the superbly
AFRO-PUFF OF RU-PAUL
