The Mega-Zine Museum
May 23, 1995
GEORDIETTA wants Crazy Owl to know she supports Sheffield Wednesday.
KYTIE is in agreement with Confused Indie Carrot - guitarists are much better than the egotistic lead singers.
TATH & BOB wrote something very rude about people in Somerset. Off that bandwagon you japesters, you.
NASTY ACCIDENT'S English teacher has a funny lump in his jaw. How funny?
NEW TOPIC - Fungi analysis - Mad Girl.
The Fool on the Hill says if we hadn't
WON WW2 WE'D ALL BE NAZIS NOW
WHY WE LUV BOB MORTIMER
In this poem
We'd just like to say,
Why we live for 9.30pm
Every Fri-day.
It's cos we luv Bob
He's so lovely and sweet
He makes us laugh
With Vic and Uncle Pete
We luv all his (and Vic's) characters
From the Bra men, to Mulligan & O'Hare
But what we luv about Bob most
Is his lovely, fluffy hair.
Bren & Jen
TEN THINGS THAT FREAK ME OUT
- Revision
- GCSEs
- Hair dyes gone wrong
- Walking past the bloke I fancy
- Oldish men chatting me up
- Communal changing rooms
- People who judge others by their taste in music
- Over-protective parents
- Two-faced friends
- Paper rounds
Brainy Babe, Purple-ville
What freaks me out most Babe,
IS TWO-HEADED FRIENDS. LUMME.
ODE TO FIST OF FUN
Gone, but not from our hearts,
You were the horse, us the cart.
Stuart Lee - what's with his hair?
Looked real nice, so we didn't care.
Nothing else funny on the TV,
We'll have to watch the crazy Mountie.
Come back now, don't give me more tears
'Cos I'm lost without Pete's lifestyle ideas!
The Telly Guru.
My, my, you have progressed.
RHYMING REVIEWS - A NEW TREND?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I agree that Formula One is smart and more people should try watching it.
But what about British Touring cars?
No arrogant, rich, tanned Schumacher, but normal racing drivers racing the same cars as your dad drives. But they go real fast.
Top bumper bashing action.
Black Kettle aka Radisich's Visor.
Great - my Dad drives a Robin Reliant!
REPLY TO THE DEBATE MASTER
Everybody knows that it only snows in Scotland so what's the point in John Kettley telling you four times a day?
Maybe Radio Strathclyde or something will give you an in-depth local broadcast if you're meteorologically minded, and have a perverse interest in frozen precipitation.
The Mad Manc, Wembley Way (Again).
Great, just the intelligent response
I HOPED I WOULDN'T GET
