The Mega-Zine Museum
May 22, 1995
CHRISTOPHER can't wait for Michael Jackson's new LP - the most expensive ever made - let's hope it's worth it!
ANGELA MARY agrees with Altruistic Pip about the importance of VE Day not being appreciated. Why the bog roll?
YOUTH GONE WILD asks if anyone can remember Chesney Hawkes - Who?!!!
LENTILS TASTE NAFF hasn't done any revision so he plans to cheat. Noooo!!!
BEWARE Pooky has arrived - well hello.
A Devoted Arsenal Fan asks why women's
FOOTIE ISN'T ON TV MORE - IT'S ACE
DEAR 'ZINE
Yes, I am bitter and angry, also a sore loser. A Man Utd fan for 14 years, I'd like to ask where Blackburn would be without "Uncle Jack's" wallet.
We all know the answer - languishing at the bottom of some northern league!
The Red Army grafted for success, Kenny's bought it. Remember, it's not winning the championship, it's retaining it, boys!
Love and Tears, The Lincoln Imp.
ODE TO FORMULA ONE
Grand Prix season's started,
All in a spin,
We love Ferrari,
Let's hope they win.
Berger is brilliant,
Coulthard is great,
Schumacher could do it
But Mansell's too late!
Monte Carlo - the twister,
Murray "the jinx" Walker,
Chequered flag,
Siempre Senna!
Dream Rider, Dry County
Steady on - that's quite
ENOUGH SPORT FOR ONE DAY!
AN ADDITION TO THE GOD DEBATE
The Bible (part one) was written by some bloke and years later a load of people found a copy and used it to start a cult.
The New Testament was written by a load of cultees with names like Mark, Corinthians, etc.
There is no after-life, otherwise RIP would stand for Rave In Paradise.
Jonas (Vegetarian and Proud)
Beware of people called Mark
WHO WRITE LOTS OF SERMONS
NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
On my washing-line there is a pair of purple knickers, an anti-animal testing t-shirt, tights, two pairs of jeans and a Wonderbra. What's on yours?
It's better than football, or the great Take That debate.
What's on yer washing-line? It could be a new gameshow with Shane Richie presenting.
Glitter Goddess
PS Good luck everyone in your exams!
Bad enough for It's a Shame Richie
PUH-LEASE GET OVER PAUL GODDARD!!!
CONTEST REVIEW - EUROVISION '95
The UK's bid to spice up Eurovision failed as Love City Groove finished in joint tenth place.
They didn't perform as well as usual and the rap song didn't suit the Point Theatre in Dublin.
The nation waited three hours for the voting which was all a bit political and sad.
The evening was naff and disappointing.
The Ballet Diva, Danceworld
