The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 1995
STRESSED OUT says ask for more paper in your exam if you get stuck, so others panic. Why do it alone?
FRAGGLECHEWINGCHIGGLEWEEDMAN thinks the real issue surrounding Shed 7 is if their hair is better than Oasis.
DOLORES O'RIORDAN'S BLACK EYELINER has a large crush on Stuart Lee from Fist of Fun. She is not alone apparently.
QUICK MICK says if something serious happens, Des Lynam puts his glasses on. Makes things more interesting anyway.
REVIEW - LIVE THROUGH THIS - HOLE
The band's second album is full of ironies in light of Kurt's suicide, but look beyond the hype surrounding Courtney and you will find one of the best rock albums of the year.
Cuts like Miss World, Violet and Rock Star provide just a taster of the musical genius of Ms Love (who has been a bit hard done by) and of the late great bassist, Kristen Pfaff.
Mr Mauve.
"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO....?"
- Doesn't know where to put their hands while walking down the street
- Eats like a pig when alone
- Gets embarrassed when entering a smelly toilet and leaving it when someone comes in
- Buys Smash (sad) Hits and denies it
- Loves the 'Zine but denys it
Mystery Child, Beyond Heaven.
No probably not
BUT ONLY YOU WOULD ADMIT IT ALL
IN AN IDEAL WORLD....
- Everyone who's still buying that Sea-lion Dion record would stop
- Kurt would still be here
- Hannah from Neighbours would be shot
- Bing's wife (Brookie) and Tracy B (Street) would've died - so close!
- People would stop dissing TT
- People would respect each other's musical tastes
Princess Imelza, Unaware but underlined
In an ideal world of course
NEIGHBOURS WOULDN'T EXIST
AN EXPERIENCE - DOG BITING ME
It was a surprise, and not a pleasant one, when a Jack Russell decided to clamp itself to my left leg.
The pain was excruciating, and I had the prospect of a tetanus jab to look forward to.
Despite leaving a decent scar, I can't really recommend this experience to anyone.
So if you must be attacked by an animal, make sure it's a fish. ■■■
Mr Lonely, On his own.
DEBATE OF SOME IMPORTANCE
Bull-fighting is a mindless, cold-blooded sport, as other bloodsports in any country are.
In the US the death penalty only exists because the person brought it upon themselves and deserves to die.
When do animals purposefully do things wrong or harm people? They are afraid and defenceless. Tradition doesn't make something right in any country.
Polly, Nevermind.
For a girl from Nevermind
YOU SEEM TO MIND RATHER A LOT