The Mega-Zine Museum
May 14, 1995
INTROVERT covered her/his fax in tiny feet - makes WLW's job more interesting.
SPLAT MERINGUE opines that a party isn't a party without a Gene Pitney record. You're such a swinger.
MUSIC MAGE says Purple Rhino should look out for the new Hegley book. Put your glasses on then.
INDIE ELSA has solved the mystery - the yellow blob is Indie Land. Er, yeah.
LENTILS TASTE NAFF has become a veggie!
Babe of Synchronisation wants to know
WHAT SNUGGLE PIE IS? SO DO I
A POEM BY POEM BOY
Vent your spleen on Mega-zine,
Fresh Prince of Luton never came clean.
Where did he go?
We'll never know.
'94 saw the battle for a King,
I sat back and let them all sing.
Kool Bob B tried to put me down,
But he never took away my crown.
443 - where I used to write,
When it wasn't there I got a fright.
Theme days came, we all said No!
Still like me Poem Girl? I need to know.
SIX SAD AND ANNOYING THINGS MEN DO
- Stay dirty and smelly
- Refuse to be honest about their feelings unless it means talking about sex
- Gob out of bus windows
- Cause physical harm to friends in the name of male bonding
- Talk to your chest not your face.
- Interpret everything you say as something rude and go 'Ooeer'!
Indie Feminist.
And that's just the good habits!
YOU SHOULD SEE THEM WITHOUT GIRLS
CONCRETE WASTELAND
Yet another wasteland, the M65.
Cuts straight through a place where trees once thrived.
No more children will climb and play.
Instead a noisy motorway.
Can't see why we need more roads?
Check a road map, you'll see there are loads.
And just remember what used to be there
A lovely green forest - it's not fair.
Ghostdancer, Floodland.
THE UNTHINKABLE
Try and imagine travelling through our universe, try to imagine the end, or the beginning, or what existed before the big bang, and how that began.
I can only conclude that there was nothing. But the human mind can't imagine a state of nothingness.
This is the unthinkable.
Steve the Enigma.
I thought about it so my head hurts
TO MS BROWN
Deep breath - Joe shoots Mr Orange three times. Mr White shoots Joe twice and Eddie shoots Mr White three times, and Mr White shoots Eddie.
So there you are, just thought we'd clear that up. You can find this out from the screenplay of the film. Sorted.
Mrs Orange and Mrs Pink,
On a magic carpet ride, Leeds.
Glad that's sorted out - but......
THEN WHO SHOT JR?
