The Mega-Zine Museum
April 30, 1995
DIZZY wants the world to know that she has gone mad - you've been warned.
APHRODITE & DEMETER have been getting strange lollys through the post.
JOKE from The Hangman.
Q) What d'ya call a copy of Smash Hits with everything about TT cut out?
A) Confetti.
CRAZY OWL actually likes the Ant and Dec show and Richard Orford. Eerie.
COBALT CAT says Evil Person is waaay soft, you should see her bad hair days.
Glow worm wants us all to chill out
WITH BUDDHISM - THE PEACE RELIGION
SNEAK PREVIEW - SMELL OF REEVES AND MORTIMER - MAY 5 BBC2
In October I visited TV Centre to see the filming of the first show. And can you believe the hype: it's as good as The Weekenders which was perfect.
Highlights include The Magic Carpet and the fighting as seen on the Brown Tour.
The bad news is that the end song is now only one verse. Oh, and listen at the end - I whistle first!
Claire the Ponderer.
REASONS WHY X-FILES MAKES LIFE BETTER
- David Duchovny
- Realising your hair is a work of art compared to Scully
- Frightening your family with cries of "Trust No 1" and dissecting the mail for hidden government cameras
- Having a "Scully is alive" party
- Being able to impress your friends with terms like extra terrestrial bio entities and exangination
- Knowing the Truth is out there....
Scully's Hairstylist Denying Everything
The Truth may well be out there
B BUT IT AIN'T ON MY TELLY!!!
ATTITUDE NO LOOKS
Some of the best looking girls where I live are complete losses. You try to strike up a conversation and they start to talk about Take That.
Great stuff. The girl of your dreams starts telling you how she fancies Gary Barlow!
In the words of Macca Culkin.... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".
Jubilee, in a low
Well we all gotta have a hobby, I guess
YOU COULD TRY IGNORING THAT FAULT
SOUNDCITY - GIG REVIEW - SUEDE, SLEEPER AND ASH
Ash, wey hey, wot a corker!! Excellent set but far too short. Tim in leather trousers deserves more than five songs.
Sleeper, interesting intro followed by great music.
Suede, Richards more mobile adding to the brilliant atmosphere created by one of Britain's best bands today. And Brett, coo....!!!
Can of Sprite & Buy us a drink then
Is this Brett person a pigeon then?
DEAR 'ZINE
Feeling inspired after a recent trip to an art gallery, I decided to try my hand at impressionist painting.
So far I have completed a landscape in the style of Rory Bremner and a self portrait in the style of Mike Yarwood.
Dream of the Endless, Heart of the Dreaming
Well I might try doing a picture in the
STYLE OF LAUGHING AT YOUR JOKE
