The Mega-Zine Museum
April 14, 1995
GHOSTDANCER Happy Birthday... in a month's time.
GINA simply cannot sing, remember anything, like everyone or be bothered!
CP hopes his ex-girlfriend is never happy again. Alright, mate! Calm down...
SAD STUDENT from the Valley of Filth claims microwave chip sandwiches are manna from Heaven.
EMMA just got a car for her birthday - Fellow Stroud motorists beware!
What's on your mind?
SHORT AND SWEET CUTS LET YOU SAY
TEN REASONS WHY THE NORTH IS BEST
- Oasis
- The Stone Roses
- The Charlatans
- The La's
- The Fall
- Pulp
- Primal Scream
- Terrorvision
- The Beatles
- Me
Elsa, on the Supersonic Train
What about The Jam? London's finest!
DEAR 'ZINE,
What annoys me the most about this North v South debate is that I bet you £100 most Northerners have never been South for longer than a couple of weeks if at all.
I spent three of my prime teenage years in Manchester and found it full of arrogant wasters and cheap tat.
On my return to London my faith in life was restored! Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner....
Living Mod, Wardour Street
OK - that's the Southerner's argument
WHAT ABOUT THOSE NORTH OF WATFORD?
DEAR 'ZINE
If you are in the unfortunate position of living south of the Midlands, then let me re-affirm some of your arrogant beliefs once and for all.
You're right! It's "right grim" up north. We all work in coal mines, it always rains (unlike London) and none of us go to school, which explains our "lack of culture".
(At least if you believe all that stuff you'll stay down south and leave us alone up here!)
Oliver North, Leeds
Alright, back to your corners please...
END OF ROUND ONE!
CONFUSION
Everything is spinning around,
Don't know when I'll reach the ground,
Which way is the best to go,
That's something I just don't know,
When I'm there what shall I say,
And will there be a price to pay,
Does anyone know what to do?
If so, please tell me too.
Sweet Ness, Lost in the Sea of Thoughts
Very few decisions are ever that easy
EASTENDERS REVELATION
I have inside information on the REAL REASON that Natalie left the Square in EastEnders. It wasn't to do with Ricky (the sap) rejecting her.
It was all because the pressure of being "Nat" in EastEnders while playing football for Blackburn Rovers under the alias of Tim Sherwood was becoming too great.
Dippy Chick
Didn't want to risk any injuries during
THIS CRUCIAL STAGE OF THE SEASON!
