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April 13, 1995

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT only four weeks left of Evil Person's school life.

SMILE, LIFE IS WONDERFUL! And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, bite their ears off, says Azrael - bit extreme.

MISS THING managed to grab Adam Ant's hand at a gig and it was wonderful!

MUTLEY is the proud owner of some Oakley shades for the beach and slopes.

WHO IS WLW? Keep guessing Tath and Bob, more elusive that AFKAP me!

What's on your mind?

SHORT AND SWEET CUTS LET YOU SAY

 

COMPLETE STEREOTYPE - MAN UTD FAN

  1. Non-Manchester address
  2. Likes Take That
  3. Thinks Giggsy's cute
  4. Used to support Liverpool when they were good
  5. Cannot name team
  6. Don't go to matches
  7. Hate the song Barcelona, ho ho

Tath and Bob, Liverpool and Forest fans if any teenyboppers wish to respond

Number 1 - yes, not sure about the rest

 

FA CUP SEMI-FINAL REVIEW

Everton totally outplayed Tottenham in the FA Cup to win by 4-1.

The Londoners only scored due to a controversial penalty and came totally unstuck in all areas.

Considering they shouldn't even have been allowed to enter the Cup in the first place, this was a fair scoreline.

There you are Tottenham fans (if any exist) - reply to that!

David O'Connor

Oh no, not more football

THIS IS GONNA GET PEOPLE HEATED

 

HIT THE NORTH

Even though I live in the west Midlands (south), I don't think that the south is best, in fact, I hate it and can't wait to get up t'north.

My point is that you don't have to hate the north just because you live in the south, and vice versa.

Mark E Smith, Tim Burgess and groovy Mancunians, here I come.

Nasty Accident

Nice and friendly Nasty Accident

I LIKE THAT

 

DEAR MR BUNGLE

Put those scissors away! Don't cut your poster into a round shape.

Go out and buy one of those clip-on black plastic things with the string for you to hang your posters up using a nail.

Worked wonders for my Marion, Gene and Moz posters. I no longer buy Blu-tack.

Mute Witness, Late Gate Show

Very sensible, thank you

 

TWO ANNOYING THINGS THAT MUSIC-TYPE PEOPLE DO

  1. Treat Bon Jovi as a solo act just because the lead singer happens to be above average in the looks department. They're a GROUP (and a good one!)
  2. Treat Take That as a group when they are Gary Barlow plus dancers who can't play an instrument and just prance around showing off to girls.

Dove and Jono Biv, The Hippodrome

And doesn't Gary look good lately

NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE SOLO