The Mega-Zine Museum

April 10, 1995

NASTY ACCIDENT declares the single of the day, week, month, year decade etc to be Slight Return by The Bluetones.

CULTURAL WAVE RIDERS Liam/Noel, Sonia Echobelly, Roddy Doyle and WLW to name a few from Indie Elsa. Is that good?

BASKET CASE likes toast and beans a whole lot. But do your friends?

INDIE & GRUNGE FANS top teenyboppers as they don't have be sheep to trends say Miss World and Penny Royal Tea.

Lenny the Laid back One has a massive

VERRUCA BUT WON'T SAY WHERE!!!

DEAR MR BUNGLE

I have the answer to your poster problem!

Why not cut your posters into a circle shape, thus leaving no corners to be stuck down.

Hence no Blu-Tack and no problem.

Mr Clumsy.

I really worry about you people

YOU ALL NEED HELP, BIG TIME

REPLY TO X-CEPTIONAL

Don't worry, Agent Scully will be back.

She had to disappear so that Gillian, Anderson could pop off and have a baby!

Scully returns (if a little worse for wear) next week, and she'll be back in business with Mulder the following week.

Mulder's Fave Tie, Out There.

HEADSWIM AT THE GARAGE AND ASTORIA 2

Any metal-heads out there still not into this lot? Well you should be! Both nights the four played with such mind blowing talent to induce leaping mania.

This was mosh-pit heaven for metal freaks. Their album Flood gives off an amazing feeling, but still can't be compared to the way they play live.

Make sure you catch them next time.

Apprentice to Pain.

GREATEST TORTURES KNOWN TO MAN

1. Whigfield
2. Shampoo
3. My poems
4. My Maths teacher's "jokes"
5. REM
6. History
7. Babysitting relatives
8. Alma Baldwin's voice
9. Paula Yates
10. Patronising, air-head, man mad, spotty, permed "friends".

The Mistress

I wouldn't worry they won't be for long

MICHAEL PORT-A-LOO GETS MY VOTE

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY POEM

Some people have the movies,
Some the telly or sport.
My personal thrill is music,
(And Kate Cobain of course).

Whenever I'm feeling down,
I just stick in a CD.
Or if I'm not at home,
Hum an indie melody.

To think of all us indie "kids"
Moshing to our own fave band,
And the soon to come summer,
Makes me feel quite bloomin' grand.

Obscure Indie Boy, in a state over Kate

It rhymes, it's great, I'm in heaven!!

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