The Mega-Zine Museum
March 26, 1995
Quark's claim to fame - swallowing tablets whole without water. Dodgy!
Kid says The Prodigy's single Poison - Rodent Bait is brilliant, amazing.
Mute Witness thought about getting mum a Mother's Day pressie. It counts!
Terrorvision are the Take That of metal and Blur the Take That of indie according to Soul Manager.
Hecate is unwholesome and claims to know the secrets of the universe. Tell!
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
ZINESTERS
Ever noticed how people smirk and say, "X isn't a good liar, ha ha"?
But no-one knows if anyone's a good liar. Pretending to be may be a double bluff.
Someone might botch the job of pretending they didn't steal your £5, while brilliantly disguising the fact that he's a space alien.
Quark, Maudlin Street
Me too
TOP THINGS MY RATS BERTIE & HUMPHREY DO
- Eat my floating candles
- Wee on my history homework
- Attack Doris the flamingo
- Chew holes in the curtains
- Knock everything over on my dressing table
- Sit on my head
- Maul Wilfred the bear
- Nibble holes in my books
- Hide my stuff under their sawdust
- Sky dive off my desk
Fifi's Friend, In My Chewed Up Room
What do you expect keeping vermin
AS PETS - TIME TO BUY A CAT!
GIG REVIEW - ADAM ANT, KING TUT'S
The atmosphere was electric, the crowd were amazing, singing along to every song. And when Adam sang Kings we all went wild.
From Cartrouble to Ant Music to Wonderful, there was a fabulous mix.
The stage was just the perfect height for slicing your legs in two when being pushed against it, but it was worth the 13 year wait to see him live.
Janice, Ant fan
On top of all that, Adam was right...
...YOUNG PARISIANS ARE SO FRENCH!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I am here to say that motor racing is the new football and the gods of the future are the drivers.
Senna may have gone, but we have Eddie Irvine and Nigel Mansell.
Watch out Michael Schumacher/Bennetton fans. So come on fellow petrolheads and spread the word on the 'Zine.
Irvines Eagle
ALBUM REVIEW - NIRVANA: BLEACH
Nirvana's first album is overshadowed by the sales of Nevermind, In Utero and Unplugged.
But this album has so much to offer. There are brilliant riffs and the bassy rhythm has me headbanging at all hours!
Nirvana fans will already have this, but this is for Pearl Jam fans who don't know about loud music!
Scentless Apprentice
