The Mega-Zine Museum
February 7, 1995
FASHION MISTAKES OF RECENT TIMES
- "Destiny", "Extasy" etc coats
- "Destiny", "Extasy" etc waistcoats
- Black jeans with coloured backs
- Bullet hole jeans
- Platform shoes
- Incredibly baggy jeans
- Back to front jeans/tops
- Baseball caps "perched" E17 style
- Shiny Naf-Naf jackets
Basket Case, Secret Hell
Nothing like taking a wide view!
TOP TEN LUSHY FOOTBALLERS FOR 1995
- Jamie Smith - Wolves
- Geoff Thomas - Wolves
- Dave Kelly - Wolves
- Darren Ferguson - Wolves
- John De Wolf - Wolves
- Andy MacBeth - Wolves
- Steve Froggatt - Wolves
- Lee Mills - Wolves
- Mike Stowell - Wolves
- Andy Thompson - Wolves
Ilia
What about Kevin Keen?
WHICH IS BRITAIN'S SEXIEST TEAM?
AN ODE TO ANASTASIA AND LUCILLE
Lucille Le Dark and Anna Black,
We've come to see a trait you lack,
Ambition seems in short supply,
Your mischief really is small fry.
You need to try a little more,
Your petty schemes are such a bore,
We hope our rhyme won't make you mad,
But get a life - do something BAD!
Doctor Avalanche and Madame Razor
The girls never fail to cause a stir
SIX REALLY SAD RECORDS I OWN
- Funky Moped - Jasper Carrott
- World In Motion - New Order
- I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
- Girlfriend In A Coma - The Smiths
- In The Night - Pet Shop Boys
- The Sound Of Crying - Prefab Sprout
Cy Twonsly
PS Someone write to Nicki French's record company and tell her to stop
What do you mean "sad"?
"SAD"=BOO-HOO OR "SAD"=PJ AND DUNCAN
DEAR ZINE
Hasn't Grange Hill deteriorated over the years?
Where are the characters like Roland, Pogo and Gripper that we saw in the early series?
GH now is just a front for political correctness and social comment, which is OK in small doses, but it needs more character story lines!
Get real, Grange Hill!
Ro-land's Crisp Packet, London
GH is worth braving Sunday morning for
YOU CAN SEE A YOUNG MARK FOWLER!
