The Mega-Zine Museum
January 29, 1995
A PROMISE TO EVERY 'ZINE READER
When I win the 30 million quid that Mystic Meg promised I would, I will close down Arsenal FC.
And with the 65p change I'll buy the Mistress of Misery an ice-cream to cheer her up from her depression.
Quick Mick
Bit of a waste that
WHY NOT BUY US ALL AN ICE-CREAM?!
THINGS TO DO BEFORE WE'RE TWENTY
- Capture a squirrel (little blighters always get away!)
- Get one of our plays published
- Tell our history teacher she's a...!
- Pass our A Levels (aaaaaarghh!)
- Find Elvis
- Form our own appreciation society
- Prove East 17 to be socially dysfunctional
- Overthrow British democracy
Forever Loving,
Anastasia Black, Lucille Le Dark
Number 6 is firmly under way -
IS THIS THE END OF CIVILISATION?!
REVIEW: SUEDE at SFX CENTRE, DUBLIN, JANUARY 12
After a woeful support act from Cork called The Shanks, the crowd finally had something to go wild about when Suede arrived on stage.
The lighting was magnificent, Richard Oakes surpassed himself, and Brett was at his best.
The highlights were Pantomine Horse and The Wild Ones.
A strong contender for gig of the year.
Vincent Van Gogh, The Pale
TOP MENTAL PROBLEMS
- Paranoia
- Liking Take That
- Kleptomania
- Arachnaphobia
- Being called Dave
- Schizophrenia
- Happiness
- Letter writing
- Not being able to count
- Superstition
- Using a fake name
The David Whitley Hater, Famousland
Ooh dear, I have many of these
DEAR 'ZINERS
I would like to say to all those taking their 'A' Level exams this year, 'cheer up! And don't give up now, you've come this far.
So, whatever subjects they may be, or however many you are doing, chill out and begin the revision!
Good luck all wannabe educated.
Queen of Rage
Good luck to all 'Zinesters
YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE & BRAINS!
TWISTER REVIEW
If you think this game is just for kids you're missing out on loads of fun.
Take it to a party and everyone will transform into ten-year-olds.
It's a laugh and a great way of getting close to boys.
Get it from the back of your cupboard now, and don't leave home without it!
Biscuit Babe, Essex
These Essex girls will use any ploy
TO GET CLOSE TO BOYS!!!
