The Mega-Zine Museum
January 3, 1995
DEAR DR ROBERT
My head is filled with things to say, but IN MY LIFE there are only EIGHT DAYS A WEEK and the MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR can't wait to take me away.
DON'T LET ME DOWN, the TWO OF US should GET TOGETHER and FOLLOW THE SUN.
THE END.
Little Child, Here, There, Everywhere
I'LL BE BACK again. 'Til then let GOLDEN SLUMBERS fill your eyes.
I AM THE WALRUS... er...
WLW IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS..?
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
I'm sick to death of feminists. Whenever anybody starts to talk about anything even remotely sexist, they come out with this equality nonsense.
They say women are as strong as men and how they're going to change the name of the House of Lords to the House of People and Big Ben to Big Bet!
Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos
THINGS MY BROTHER SHOULD DO
- Grow his hair
- Stop moaning
- Be old enough to shave
- Get a taste in music
- Buy a black jumper
THINGS MY BROTHER SHOULD DO
- Cut his hair
- Have a shave
- Stop being smelly
- Stop being a hippy
- Buy a decent car
Robert Smith's jumper and Hair Gel Man
PS We're brothers, like
Nothing like a bit of brotherly love
WE'RE SURE YOU DON'T MEAN IT REALLY
DEAR 'ZINE
I wish people would stop saying Goth isn't dead. You might as well put up a banner saying: "DESPERATE FOR PUBLIC APPROVAL".
I don't care what people think of me as a Goth. It's a way of life that won't end until I'm dead and buried.
Gothicism must not be taken lightly. To do so dilutes it beyond recognition.
Eve Black
TOP TEN WAYS THAT TT FANS ARE SAD
- Their taste in music (obviously)
- They think Robbie is their boyfriend
- They sign their name Mrs Mark Owen
- They all wear the same clothes
- They all have shaggy, curly perms
- They all wear five-foot platforms
- They read Just 17 and Smash Hits
- They actually go to Top Of The Pops
- They think Bon Jovi is heavy metal
- They think everybody else is sad
Pretend Best Friend
What does "stereotyping" mean to you?
I HAVEN'T GOT A SHAGGY PERM!
ALBUM REVIEW: VITALOGY - PEARL JAM
I had heard that the main influence throughout this album was Kurt Cobain's death, but this isn't depressing as I'd imagined.
A lot of this album is upbeat and loud like Last Exit with a good few mellower moments like Better Man.
The guys have done well here. They've matured a lot since Ten.
Buy it!
Son Of A Gun, The Aero Zeppelin
Neat packaging on the CD too
KEEP IT UP, EDDIE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why don't you let everyone air their views on the 'Zine, not just the worthy ones?
It gets up my nose how people like yourselves only screen the good ones. If you made the 'Zine bigger then you could fit in more UNWORTHY letters.
So come on, 'Ziners. It's your magazine after all. I won't stop here.
Mr Nobody
Well this letter's pretty unworthy
ARE YOU HAPPIER NOW?
