The Mega-Zine Museum
December 29, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE
Who the heck does Paul Goddard think he is? A person, maybe, but a music reviewer? Forget it.
I'm not trying to boldly slag you off Paul, but you're recent review of the Future Sound Of London LP can be declared void as it's obvious you have no idea what "ambient" is.
I also disagree with the Green Day album getting 2 squares.
Cido, The Xmas Grouch
Disagree with whatever you like
PG TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!
REVIEW - CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
Oh, what fun! Look, I've got a yellow lobster - hours of fun for all the family with that!
And an amusing hat - what a clever design, have you ever seen one like that before?
And listen to this joke, what a hoot! My, my that was well worth five quid!
Metal Mickey, In The Nuclear Sky
You forgot to mention the "bang"
AND THE FUNNY FALSE MOUSTACHES!
SIX WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
- Say you'd rather watch TV alone
- Leave mouldy mugs in your bedroom
- Get lower marks than a friend's kids
- Say you'd rather eat at the chippy
- Initiate sibling food fights
- Tell your mum your biggest fear is turning into her
Anastasia Black and Lucille le Dark
That ought to do it
STRAIGHT UP TO YOUR ROOM, GIRLS!
REPLY TO PRIMAL ORDOVICIAN ROCKS
So there is a God! I'm fed up with teenyboppers who use the 'Zine to try to convince themselves that all these tacky pop bands (Boyzone, Eternal etc) are a credit to the music industry.
I'm thrilled to discover there's someone else out there who appreciates musical talent.
Delica, Screamsville
Boyzone - they're great!
A REAL CREDIT TO THE NATION!
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO WRITE A MILLION LETTERS, BUT HERE ARE TEN THINGS THEY WOULD'VE BEEN ABOUT
- Abortion is murder
- Blur are ace
- Metallica are *$*!
- Xmas is a rip-off
- Byker Grove is cool
- Mega-zine is fab
- I hate Disillusioned Rainbow
- Have I Got News For You is the best
- FPOL is dead
- 1995 is the year of Moonchild
Moonchild
You don't need to mention #6!
THOUGH WE DO LIKE BEING REMINDED
DEAR 'ZINE
The best memories I have of 1994 come from live music experiences.
All the bands I've seen have been great but it wasn't just the splendid music which made the nights memorable.
The thrill of feeling the music reverberate through my body and enjoying something spontaneous in the company of hundreds of others can't be beaten!
Mary Sunshine Rain
Absolutely - live music rules!
WHAT'S BEEN YOUR FAVE CONCERT OF 94?
REPLY TO "SENSITIVE GIRLS"
Girls? Sensitive? That's a lie for a start. I'm 13, single, always have been and looks like I always will be.
I admit, I ain't good looking and I keep myself to myself, but whenever I ask a girl out, they laugh in my face.
Girls claim to be sensitive, but if that's so, WHY DO THIS?!
Bill's Evil Robot Double
Being single at 13 isn't that bad!
SOME GIRLS ARE SENSITIVE, IT SEEMS!
