The Mega-Zine Museum
December 27, 1994
MY TOP 10 BOSS READS
- Bhagavad Gita
- Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
- Shogun
- The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
- Les Liasons Dangereuses
- Interview With A Vampire
- Krishnamurti Reader
- The WLW (phwooar!)
- The 'Zine
- Page 446 (Angst)
Zen Krishna, On High
Bit of a cheek, putting me at number 8
I'M BETTER THAN ANY LITERARY CLASSIC
TOP TEN TIMELESS THINGS
- Star Wars
- Bernice Bobs Her Hair
- Disney's Robin Hood
- Travels With My Aunt
- Asterix
- Blade Runner
- Clear Mascara
- A Midsummer's Night Dream
- Digestives
- Terry's Chocolate Orange Bars
The Telly Guru
You cannot mess with Star Wars
OR ANYTHING WITH CHOCOLATE IN IT!
THINGS THAT DEPRESS AND ANGER ME
- Girls who say they love then dump you for their boss, so you find yourself sitting in a bus shelter at four in the morning crying over their passport photo.
Then they send you a birthday card and think you can be friends!
Hope this doesn't spoil anyone's good mood.
A Bitter Young Man
We've all been there, bitter one
DON'T GIVE UP - BE BRAVE
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING?
EYC - individual, hip hop, attitude - don't make me laugh! Never in my life have I heard such midden... well, there's Bon Jovi, but that's common knowledge.
Have they no shame, bounding around, trying to add meaning to their feel-good banal drivel?
Enjoy your fame boys. You'll be back serving burgers before you can say "Do you want fries with that?"
The Working Class Hero
You're not a fan then?
BACK TO THE BURGERS, BOYS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Here are three hilarious Arnold Schwarzenegger quips for your readers to enjoy time and time again...
- "Stick Around" (impaling a man to a door)
- "I let him go" (dropping someone off a cliff)
- "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired" (just broken a man's neck).
Dirty Harry
Arnie may be corny, but he's cool
"WHY DON'T YOU LET OFF SOME STEAM?"
TOP TEN TO CONFIDE IN
| 1 | Better The Devil You Know | / | Kylie |
| 2 | What Kind Of Fool | / | Kylie |
| 3 | Celebration | / | Kylie |
| 4 | Confide In Me | / | Kylie |
| 5 | Put Yourself In My Place | / | Kylie |
| 6 | Take A Bow | / | Madonna |
| 7 | Deeper And Deeper | / | Madonna |
| 8 | Secret | / | Madonna |
| 9 | Keep On Pumpin' It | / | Kylie |
| 10 | This Is It | / | Dannii M |
Mr Maddy Minogue, Down Under The Duvet
Confiding in the Minogues and Madonna?
WHAT A DISGUSTING THOUGHT!
TO ALL THE REGULARS
I'm getting tired of all these preachers who want to talk about political and world issues.
The 'Zine is no "rat race", it's a breath of fresh air.
I turn on the 'Zine to get away from it all, so let it be how it's always been and live a little.
Dr Joel Fleischman, Cicely Alaska
Whatever you want to say, say it here!
