The Mega-Zine Museum
December 21, 1994
TOP TEN BABES
- Eddie Vedder
- Ed Chjiak from Northern Exposure
- Evan Dando
- Antony Keidis
- Edward Furlong
- Keanu Reeves
- Chris Stevens from Northern Exposure
- Mike Patton
- Bobby Gillespie
- Wind In His Hair from Dances With Wolves
A girl with taste and long blonde hair
Surely you mean "men" not "babes"
SEXUAL EQUALITY FOR MEN!!!
THINGS NEVER TO DO IF YOU THROW A PARTY IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
- Tell anyone with a big mouth
- Leave breakables out
- Be sick on your parents' bed
- Hide the empties where your parents will find them
and most importantly..
- Don't throw a party if your house is worth anything!
Keanu Reeves' teddybear
No 5 - wise words indeed
USE SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE INSTEAD!
TOP TEN ALBUMS OF THE 1990s
| 1 | Outland | Gary Numan |
| 2 | Sacrifice | Gary Numan |
| 3 | Esperanto | Electric Music |
| 4 | Violator | Depeche Mode |
| 5 | Machine And Soul | Gary Numan |
| 6 | Sugar Tax | OMD |
| 7 | We Are Shampoo | Shampoo |
| 8 | Lorenzo 1994 | Jovanotti |
| 9 | Songs Of F and D | Depeche Mode |
| 10 | The Mix | Kraftwerk |
Emilio Verrecchia, Down in the Park
Gary Numan - fine, DM - great...
BUT SHAMPOO AND OMD? YOU JEST!
TO ALL TAKE THAT FANS
If you like Take That purely for their music, then how come when Barry Manilow released Could It Be Magic everyone laughed and called it rubbish?
If he released it today and TT weren't around I bet no one would like it.
Do yourself a favour and listen to proper music, like Nirvana.
The Cream Cracker, Under The Settee
Don't drag Barry into all this...
BM IS MAGIC - ASK YOUR GRANDMA!
TOP FIVE BEST/WORST MOVIES OF 1994
- Forrest Gump
- Schindler's List
- Nightmare Before Christmas
- The Hudsucker Proxy
- Pulp Fiction
- Wolf
- Speed
- Wyatt Earp
- Robocop 3
- The Flintstones
Bubba Blue
No Four Weddings And A Funeral then?
POOR KEANU WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS HE?
TOP TEN MALE/FEMALE VOCALISTS
- Bryan Adams
- Mark Rankin from Gun
- Joe Cocker
- Tony Jepson from The Little Angels
- Billy Bragg
- Kate Bush
- Tina Turner
- Tasmin Archer
- Pat Benetar
- Enya
A Reckless Child, The Five and Dime
Tina Turner should join the boys
SHE'S HUSKIER THAN BIG BOY BRYAN!
DEAR 'ZINE
Well done to the best group ever for winning seven Smash Hits awards.
Secondly, why is every five-man/boy group always described as as the new Take That!? No one will ever be a "new" Take That!
The Byker Grove girls look ridiculous and sound like three cats. They should stop humiliating themselves along with Zig and Zag.
Rachel, East Kilbride
Oooh - Take that, Byker Grove girlies!
THEY'RE NO WORSE THAN PJ AND DUNCAN
