The Mega-Zine Museum
December 10, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE
After hearing Kylie's new song. I couldn't think who she sounded like.
Then it hit me - she sounds exactly like a person with a horrible, whining voice. So, no change there then.
An Anti-Kylie Person
And now for some real music
STONE ROSES - SECOND COMING p445
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
During the past few months I have noticed many strange and unusual things, but however hard I try the reason behind them remains a mystery.
Example one: the bloke in the Guinness ad. What on earth is he doing?
If anyone has the answer I would be eternally grateful if they could enlighten me.
Lydia
Don't you dance like that?
MUST BE ALL THAT IRON!!!
REPLY TO "HER HOLINESS"
Your letter smacks of sanctimonious lifestyle fascism and brazen piety! I would never even consider removing someone's right to a chosen diet.
All the really cool animals are carnivores anyway. Want to try and convert a cheetah? Thought not.
Does eating meat mean you have less respect for life? Ask the sickos who blow up scientists, or Hitler (a veggie).
Trevor, Fluffy Bunny
All animals are cool (except Hitler)
TV REVIEW - HEARTBREAK HIGH
Topical and gritty they said. Yeah, about as gritty as a brownie guide's fairy cake. As if we haven't had enough Aussie rubbish on TV already.
Do the BBC really think this is what teenagers want?
Personally I'd rather watch the annoying Dominic Diamond present Gamesmaster over on Channel 4.
The Telly Guru
Have you ever tasted brownie cakes?
