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November 29, 1994

NINE IDEAS FOR POSITIVE THINGS TO DO:

  1. Watch less TV
  2. Pick up somebody else's litter
  3. Fight for what you believe in
  4. Hug the person next to you
  5. Do something positive
  6. Open your mind
  7. Smile at people you don't know
  8. Get involved
  9. Make a list

From The Urban Warrior

Or watch more Mega-zine!

 

BEING NEW TO THE 'ZINE, I HAVE A TOP TEN OF QUESTIONS

  1. Who is Pauly?
  2. Does anyone like him?
  3. Who is the 'Zine Queen?
  4. Can I be queen?
  5. Is there a king?
  6. Do I get to snog him?
  7. Will this line flash?
  8. What is WLW?
  9. Why is it so sarcastic?
  10. Is this all irrelevant?

The Other Lover, Diana

Diana, welcome to our world

 

REPLY TO THE TELLY GURU

How dare you call Radio 1 an "insult to the intelligence"! I've got three A Levels and I find Steve Wright and Kevin Greening brilliantly funny.

The Evening Session is a perfect alternative to soap operas and Mark Goodier is the nicest man I've ever met.

So don't try to make out I'm thick!

Someone who'd like to mosh with Steve Lamacq

So you're their listener

 

REPLY TO "ME" FROM ABERDEEN

Who the hell do you think you are?! I am the only me. You are not me, you are you! I do not appreciate being impersonated, thank you very much!

Don't try to make out to the Zinesters that you and me are one and the same, because I do not like being copied!

Get a new name, or be banished from the Zine!

Me, Here, Not in Aberdeen!

PS: It's good to see another TT fan.

Aren't all TT fans the same?

 

ODE TO SHEELA NA GIG

We belong together, may it forever last
Frustration seems to hypnotise,
Gaze into the looking glass,
I'm close to you but in disguise

I cannot cope my heart it mourns
For you my darling Sheela.
A red rose for you but with no thorns
May we meet again?

Rumplestiltskins, Venus

All a bit airy fairy!