The Mega-Zine Museum
November 22, 1994
TEN THINGS I DISLIKE ON A MEMBER OF THE FEMALE RACE:
- Hairy armpits
- Moustaches
- Slack body tops
- Rubbish haircuts
- Glazed expressions
- Neurotic behaviour
- Over sensitiveness
- TT earrings
- East 17 idolisation
- Bad breath
Fat Bloke's Best Friend
TT earrings! Where can I get some?!!
TEN BETTER COMMANDMENTS:
You must not:
- kill humans or animals
- be violent
- be racist
- be sexist
- judge anyone by their looks
- test on animals
You must:
- be a vegetarian
- respect our world
- be individual
- be loving and peaceful
Her Holiness
That's my kind of religion!
POSITIVE!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
So Oasis are the next Beatles, are they?
This band cannot be judged on an album of soundalikes. Wait till their next album before hailing them Gods of Indie.
With their rise, the talents of other bands such as Pulp are being ignored. It will not be long before Oasisettes appear, making them the next Take That.
Midnight Caller
Disagree totally - Oasis are fab!!!
AND NO-ONE'S IGNORING PULP
THIS LAND OF OURS
In this land of Ours, it's as good as it gets
While laws are re-written by those with bluer blood and rosettes.
They spit out their venom and sound so aloof,
As they bury the dreams of our wasted youth.
In this land of ours we shall see better times.
And those that were guilty will pay for their crimes.
The Passionate Poet
This land of whose?
TROUBLE WITH PSI
Help! I'm an artistic guy who uses lots of ideas I think are my own creativity, only to find them reproduced later by someone else...
- in music (Megadeth's Victory)
- in art (magazine illustrations)
- even 'Zine (musical mathematics)
Coincidence - unlikely. Lucky - maybe. Irritating - very!
Any non-sceptics out there?
Simon Brake, Not Even Close...
The world is your oyster
