The Mega-Zine Museum

November 20, 1994

TOP TEN SCARY PEOPLE

1. Bett Gilroy - Man, women or beast?
2. Nicky Wire - Aaagh! The make-up!
3. Judy Finnigan - Who ate all the pies?
4. Kurt Cobain - Dead people are scary
5. Michael Portillo - Half-man half fish
6. Brett Anderson - The evil skeleton
7. Mark Owen - Gurning mutant dwarf
8. Martina Navratilova - Surely a spy
9. Diane-Louise Jordan - Queen of pixies
10. Christopher Biggins - Blob

Tim and Jenny, Jenny's Mum and Dad's Bed

Out of that bed now!!!

AND YOU LEAVE JUDY ALONE

DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THE SALES ASSISTANT:

1. Can't find any keys to the till
2. Runs out of change
3. Can't validate a cheque
4. Can't find the 'Pay' card book
5. Can't work the credit card machine
6. Puts items through the till wrong
7. Serves someone who was after you
8. Answers the phone when he's supposed to be serving you
9. Doesn't even work in the shop
10. Is you!

David, CRS Sales Assistant, Swansea

You are forgiven

BUT DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!

TOP TEN SONGS TO BE DEPRESSED TO

1. Runaway Train / Soul Asylum
2. Everybody Hurts / REM
3. Porch / Pearl Jam
4. Estranged / Guns N' Roses
5. Ride with me / Lemonheads
6. Black / Pearl Jam
7. Crown of Thorns / Mother Love Bone
8. Problematique / Salad
9. Dead Horse / Guns N' Roses
10. Losing my Religion / REM

Rehab Doll

Things can only get better!!

DEAR 'ZINE

Recently I saw on the news that an elderly couple died of shock after learning that they had been burgled.

I'm 16, 17 soon, and I couldn't hold back the tears after learning about what happened. And I have tears in my eyes now while I'm writing this letter.

How can people stoop so low to get money? They just don't think about the pain they cause.

Michael

Respect!!

STOP THE MISCONCEPTION

Not all feminists are big headed women who think the world should be a matriarchy.

I would just like to see an end to these stereotypical views. For example, the 'Mum's gone to Iceland' slogan and Mr Birdseye saying, 'Hello Mum' at the start of the advert.

Is it only women who shop? I think not.

Nerrys Hughes

Boycott frozen food

YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

SINGLE REVIEW LEGENDARY CHILDREN BY HOLLY JOHNSHON

An excellent return after three years, Holly's back to his controversial best.

Backed with an amazing funky background Holly lists various stars, past and present, who he believes are gay.

Such as Shakespeare, Da Vinci, Little Richard and Michaelangelo.

The charts seem to have passed this one by. Go out and change that fact today!

Frankie, Hollywood

Well, you would say that!

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