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November 9, 1994

TEN WORST SONGS OF THE YEAR (SO FAR...)

1TroubleShampoo
2SureTake That
3Rhythm Of The NightCorona
4What's Up?DJ Miko
5Chelsea We Love YouChelsea FC
6DoopDoop
7Meet The FlintsonesBC52s
8Circle Of LifeElton John
9Viva La MegababesShampoo
10Return To InnocenceEnigma

Kat, Grimsby

YOU CALL THEM SONGS??!

BETTER TASTE NEXT TIME!

 

TOP TEN TALENTED ACTORS

  1. Robert de Niro
  2. Al Pacino
  3. Jack Nicholson
  4. Tom Cruise
  5. Sir Anthony Hopkins
  6. Michelle Pfeiffer
  7. James Woods
  8. Susan Sarandon
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Harvey Kietel

Barry Norman's Son

Looks like Barry's got competition,

BUT WHAT ABOUT DANIEL DAY LEWIS?

 

DEAR ZINERS & ZINETTES

It's coming up to Christmas, (yay!) but lets face it, everyone has a terrible relative. It's a fact.

Mine is my great aunt. She gave my 11-year-old cousin a Black & Decker work-bench. And I got a pink scarf and a turquoise jumper - from a jumble sale. She also covers me in fuschia lipstick kisses.

C'mon Ziners and Zinettes, let's stop the oldies before it's too late.

Moonchild

Yuk! Fuschia kisses are best avoided

 

REPLY TO TONY'S EARLOBE

How dare you say Take That haven't got two brain cells to rub together. Even if that were true, it's more than East 17 have got.

I can assure you many people in this world would love to marry TT. But did it ever occur to you that TT might not want to get married?

As for their songs, even Paul Goddard could tell them apart.

From the girl TT are so sure about.

Whats with all this marriage lark?

 

ELASTICA AT THE ASTORIA, LONDON

Elastica are without doubt the best band on the planet.

From the opener Spastica to the finale Vaseline they can only be described as amazing. The highlight was Stutter.

I am normally tolerant of other people's tastes, but if you don't like Elastica you are insane.

Planet Elastica

Take me to Planet Elastica!

'UNBIASED' ARE YOU SURE?