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November 7, 1994

TEN PROPER SONGS

1Wrote For LuckHappy Mondays
2Slide AwayOasis
3Waterloo SunsetThe Kinks
4Foot Of The MountainPaul Weller
5ImagineJohn Lennon
6I'm Only SleepingThe Beatles
7She Bangs The DrumStone Roses
8Hanging On The TelephoneBlondie
9Live ForeverOasis
10AlabamaNeil Young

Someone Who Lives In Brighton Going To See Oasis. Brilliant, Eh?

#10 Really lets you down!

AND YOU WERE DOING SO WELL!

 

TOP 10 THINGS ABOUT SMILEY KYLIE

  1. Kylie being herself
  2. Releasing What Do I Have To Do
  3. Her smile
  4. Her many hairstyles
  5. Being able to sing live... WELL!
  6. Her personality
  7. Her latest video Confide In Me
  8. Her love of horses
  9. Her sense of style
  10. Being our little Smiley Kylie

Kylie's Corset

WEIRD! A real Kylie fan?!?!?

OR IS KYLIE WRITING IN AGAIN??!

 

DEAR MR 'ZINE

First the Criminal Justice Bill and now ID cards - just how far will they keep stripping civil liberties away?

I don't want an ID card and I'm sure many others don't either - this could be the first step towards Big Brother.

The only way to stop this lunacy is to make it clear that you're not going to stand for it. Sorry to be a bore, but my point is very valid.

The Tangerine Dreamer

How do we make it clear?

 

TOP 10 FROM MY OCTOBER DIARY

1Sweet LoveAnita Baker
2Careless WhisperGeorge Michael
3StayEternal
4It's A Love ThingThe Whispers
5TrueSpandau Ballet
6My GirlThe Temptations
7One Moment In TimeWhitney Houston
8Push ItSalt 'n' Pepa
9Back 2 LifeSoul II Soul
10Red Red WineUB40

Tuna, Sassy One From The Wet Country

October? October 1984???

CRIKEY! CAN WE GET INTO THE 90s???

 

REPLY TO YOUNG KID

Guys like you degrade young ladies. It doesn't matter what they look like, it's what is inside that counts.

Besides, most of the ladies I know like me because I'm genuine and not because I know the best chat-up lines.

Why don't you start treating women with respect? I'm sure most girls will agree with me.

Red Rose

You ol' romantic smoothie!

RESPECT YOURSELF AND YOUR BOD

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I'd just like to say Take That - PAH! Shampoo are here and they are not going away.

So all sad Thatters out there - forget Howard's bum. Forget Robbie's lack of hair, forget Mark's dolphin and forget Jason's guitar!

Shampoo may be female but their music is THE music. I can only say Take That - you're in trouble.

Shampoo's Conditioner

What do you mean, MAY BE FEMALE?

AS THOUGH THAT'S A DOWNER!??!