The Mega-Zine Museum

September 20, 1994

DEAR 'ZINE

So it's V-day is it? A campaign where every veggie tries to convince one person to become a vegetarian. I'd just like to ask, what right have they got to try to force their opinions onto us?

If I wanted to become a cabbage, I would. I don't need anyone to try to force me into it. I am capable of making up my own mind.

Beanburger? I'd rather have a Big Mac!

Prince D, Somewhere in a Space Time Continuum

Right on, man

VEGETABLES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!

THINKING GIRLS' TOP TEN MEN EVER

1. John Lennon
2. Paul McCartney
3. Eric Burdon
4. Donovan
5. Eric Idle
6. Peter Cook
7. Neil Innes
8. George Harrison
9. Angus Deyton
10. Greg Proops

Rubber Soul

Hey! You missed out Ringo!

GREG PROOPS? - NOT SURE 'BOUT HIM

DEAR PASSIONATE POET

You must be one in a million. But what good is a one-in-a-million boy to all the millions of mistreated gals out there?

Girls unite! We want a production line of test-tube-created "sensitive" guys!

Emma, Birmingham

We need a few test tube girls too!

HEY BOYS, WHAT DO YA RECKON???

TOP TEN ALBUMS TO BE DITCHED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH

Hate Rave Dave, South of Heaven

David Lee Roth??!

ALBUM REVIEW - DEFINITELY MAYBE, OASIS

Having already heard some mighty fine LPs this year, I approached this with some scepticism. As the darlings of the music press, this is pretty understandable.

However, I was pleased to discover I had no reason to doubt the reports. This is a great LP, ranging from the chirpy Digsby's Dinner to the outright arrogance of Supersonic.

This deserves all the praise and credit it gets.

Nicky Downes, Willenhall, W Midlands

Are you definite on that one?

TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE

1. The Beatles "White Album"
2. The films of River Phoenix
3. Being Asleep
4. Douwe Egberts coffee
5. The work of Plato
6. "Citizen Kane"
7. Homer Simpson
8. Travelling the world
9. Star Trek - Next Generation
10. Love (?)

A Walrus in the Republic

You dare put Homer Simpson with Plato?

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