The Mega-Zine Museum

September 13, 1994

TOP TEN FIT FOOTBALLERS

England's Spare Goalposts

What? No Andrei Kanchelskis?!

HOW CAN ANYONE BE FITTER THAN ANDY?

DEAR READERS OF THE 'ZINE

I went to the BRMB party in the park - August 29, mainly to see E17. I got talking to a few people and a few Take That fans. God! Who do they think they are?!

I saw a girl holding up a TT banner and sticking up her two fingers when E17 were on - can't they take the competition?

East 17, Earth

But how many fancy Brian?

GOD KNOWS WE'RE ALL GA-GA HERE!

DEAR FEMALE ROCKER

How are you feeling? Have you recovered from your mental state in which you claimed that G'nR were a good band?

Wake up to yourself! I did and look at me now. I have a wide interest in music liking bands such as Hole, Belly, Smashing Pumpkins etc.

Do yourselves a favour, G'nR fans, and WAKE UP!

Garbage Man, Geek USA

Yeah! G'nR - shovebuckets!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE 'ZINE!

TOP TEN WONDERFUL THINGS

1. Red lipstick
2. Nice men
3. Swings in the garden
4. Poetry
5. Old clothes
6. Female chic
7. Busking
8. Flowers
9. The seaside
10. Babies

Water Baby, Spiritual City

#10 - hope you mean the song!!!

NICE MEN? WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!

REPLY TO THE BLUE NOSE FAN

Yes, I know how you feel - I detest smoking.

I was in town the other day and met this gorgeous girl. I was gonna ask her out, but then she went to "fag it" with some of her mates.

I reckon girls smoke because they think they look big and grown up. Well they don't - they look pathetic.

Kurt, Blackburn-on-Sea

Maybe she wanted to get away from U!

DO LOTS OF PEOPLE SMOKE OUT THERE?

TO ALL RAVERS

Rave was something I once hated
But a change has now begun
Through "Charlie" I saw the light
But now I have seen the sun

I was given insight
By Liam Howlett - a genius is he
I was converted by the recent album
By his band The Prodigy

All danceheads across the nation
Long live the Jilted Generation

Obscure Indie Boy

Urgh!

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