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September 4, 1994

TOP TEN COMEDIANS

  1. Jack Dee
  2. Steve Punt
  3. David Baddiel
  4. Rik Mayall
  5. Jo Brand
  6. Hugh Dennis
  7. Vic Reeves
  8. Rob Newman
  9. Ben Elton
  10. The White Line Warrior!

The Top Tenner

Ah, come on, Mum!

SORRY, BUT PUNT AND DENNIS?? NAAAAH!

 

HOME & AWAY SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE

We are writing to complain about the bad example shown in H&A when Roxanne bought a horse after only a couple of lessons. A horse needs a lot of care.

I know, as I (The Slick Chick) only purchased my horses after six years of training.

Home & Away are setting a bad example by saying that any old person can purchase a horse without experience.

The Slender Babe & The Slick Chick

You purchased horses plural?

CARAMBA - WELL-CASHED UP CHICK!!

 

GENDER REVIEW: WOMEN

They are obsessed with their looks, they'll cry "sexism" at almost anything and if they're real feminists, they'll almost always have double standards etc.

I doubt very much whether you have "met 'em all" like you say, Disillusioned Rainbow, and I think you'll find that men have evolved too.

The Man With The Logic

Yes, but evolved into what???

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES RAGES HARD!!

 

TOP TEN BOOKS

1The Catcher In The Rye/JD Salinger
2What's Eating Gilbert Grape?/Peter Hedges
3Carrie/Stephen King
4The Color Purple/Alice Walker
5Animal Farm/George Orwell
6Of Mice and Men/John Steinbeck
7The Pigman/Paul Zindel
8The Loved One/Evelyn Waugh
9I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings/Maya Angelou
10Why Weeps The Brogan/Hugh Scott

Polly, Coming Into the Library

"If a body catch a body..."

WHAT ABOUT THE BASKETBALL DIARIES???

 

REPLY TO DISILLUSIONED RAINBOW

Why so harsh on us males? Admittedly there are many of us who are ignorant, sexist and immature but there are also many who are genuinely nice. I for one would never dream of using or two-timing someone.

The trouble is that often us quieter, sensitive guys get overlooked as the louder, more outgoing guys gain all the attention.

You'll search to find Mr Right - but there's always me!

Sensitive Someone, Somewhere

He's reeeeet, you know!

A WORLD FULL OF RIGHTS & WRONGS. EX!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

Attended yet another job interview last week.

Went well, I thought. Received a letter yesterday morning, I knew straight away. They always PHONE when you've been successful, don't they?!?

Anyway, that's OK. A woman with beautiful eyes smiled at me today. If only I had smiled back...

The Celebrated Mr K, Lancashire

Celebrated only in Lancs??!