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September 1, 1994

TOP TEN ARNIE FILMS

  1. Terminator
  2. Terminator 2 - Judgement Day
  3. True Lies
  4. Commando
  5. Total Recall
  6. Kindergarten Cop
  7. Red Heat
  8. Predator
  9. The Running Man
  10. Last Action Hero

I'll Be Back, Terminator Land

We can only hope so!

CRIPES! ARNIE FANS! AIEEEEE!!!

 

DEAR PHILIP CAREY

Oh hello you moron! Why is Hitler laughing at us rockers (and ravers, scum of the earth, don't you know), was he a bit of a jazz fan?

It's obscene to trivialise the holocaust by comparing it to the 'Zine. And since when has music determined your race?

And what do you mean he's looking DOWN? We reckon you're a Barry Manilow fan!

James Bradfield and Debbie Harry

Well said.

GA'ARN Mr CAREY - WRITE BACK NOW!

 

VID REVIEW: AN EVENING WITH BON JOVI

Heard the albums? Read the book? Worn the T-shirts? Then it's time to sit in front of the TV and watch some real music LIVE.

If only all bands had talent like this along with the good looks. An hour and a half of real rock by the world's greatest band (winners of Kerrang! award for Best Live Act).

Make sure you know where the rewind is.

Jon's Fender, Jovi-Land

Or more useful, the eject.

ALL BON JOVI HATERS WRITE IN NOW!

 

SINGLES REVIEW: CONFIDE IN ME by KYLIE MINOGUE

Being a non-Kylie fan, this song did not really appeal to me. It's surprising that Kylie actually attempted to make a comeback into the music scene and in a style that is so unlike her own.

The lyrics and music are totally rubbish - not worth pegging out hard-earned sponds on.

Two Examples of Perfection

Not perfect. WRONG!

WE LOVE OUR KYLES - SHE'S TOPS!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Goddard has a nerve! Blur are brilliant, talented and here to stay! Parklife is an excellent album and songs like Girls and Boys and Badhead are fantastic!

Enough on music, there should be more letters about movies! James Cameron's True Lies is a mega-brilliant action roller-coaster ride! See it ten times now!

James Cameron's Assistant Hollywood

Must see it tonight!